After sitting through a couple of wet months, summer has finally arrived. It's a beautiful day outside, and the last thing on my mind is football or comics. Still, this is the bed I have made for myself, and I'm committed to putting down my thoughts on these comics. I have decided to make some changes in the next few months. Nothing will affect this comic; I'm just shuffling my life around to make it a little better. More on that next week, but until then, here are my thoughts on Tiger from early March 1976.
Tiger
6th March 1976
Roy Of The Rovers
Hansfield has taken a shock 3-0 lead against Rovers, and when the referee refused to award a penalty for a foul on Roy, some of the Melchester fans invaded the pitch.
Roy talks the fans off the pitch and takes the free kick, narrowly missing the goal. The game ends with Hansfield winning 3-0, and the fans are downhearted as they leave the ground.
The Melchester players exchange harsh words in the dressing room, and an equally angry Roy tells them to stop whining and accept their defeat like men.
The next day, Roy is still simmering with fury, and he tells Penny of his dilemma on whether or not to bring Gerry Holloway back into the squad.
Roy visits Holloway's flat but is told that Holloway is away up north for an archaeological dig. That doesn't deter Roy, and he names Holloway in the team.
Come the day of the game, and everyone is questioning Roy's decision. Holloway still hasn't returned, yet he is named as a substitute. The game kicks off, and Roy finds himself playing in a defensive role as the team is on the back foot. However, help is at hand, and the final panel shows Holloway emerging from the tunnel and Taffy preparing him to come on.
Despite the pitch invasion, everything felt flat this week. Roy easily talked the fans back off the field, and the brewing trouble of last week dissipated under Roy's stern words. Roy's looking directly off the page and telling the supporters that they don't need any more trouble from football mobs was a direct plea not just to the Melceshetr fans but to the wider footballing community. A direct comment on the football violence of the 1970s, it dated the comic immediately and reminded me what a time capsule some of these moments are.
After the match, most of the strip revolved around Roy's mood and his interaction with various other characters. We saw him talk with Penny about his problems before coming into direct conflict with the club's directors. Although this was all drama-infused, there were a lot of talking heads, and for a football comic, it greatly slowed the story down. Of course, all of it was necessary, but it was a change from the previous few months, and it feels like the story is changing focus.
I'm all for this if it continues in this way, although I would like to see the talk and drama be about something more substantial than Gerry Holloway. I'm still not on board with this story, and the fact that Gerry Holloway didn't appear on the page didn't help his or the story's cause this week. Even a panel showing him working at the archaeological dig would have been nice and said more than Roy talking to his flatmates.
There is no doubt that Roy Of The Rovers is evolving. This wasn't the best example of the strip, but we can see some key changes. Once we throw off this Holloway story, some of these changes can be more fully embraced. I just need a few weeks more patience, but already I can see that Roy is being put on course for a golden period (and his own comic,) and these are the first seedlings of that change.
Rating: 6.5/10
Best line: "How can you even consider a player who has been missing since Wednesday?"
Johnny Cougar
The three-way fight between Johnny Cougar, The Masked Maniac, and The Pirate is about to begin.
Johnny is up against it from the start as the other two wrestlers gang up against him. His quickness keeps him in the fight early on, but a combination between his two opponents sends him crashing to the floor, and the referee begins to count him out.
The Pirate congratulated The Masked Maniac on their teamwork and was rewarded with a surprise strike from his opponent, sending him to the floor for a count as well. The strip ends with the count sitting at eight for Johnny Cougar and four for The Pirate, while The Masked Maniac looks on, gleeful at the prospect of a double knockout.
Wrestlers wrestling - no gimmicks, no stunts, now that's what I like. The Pirate didn't do silly Pirate things, the Masked Maniac stuck to wrestling (albeit underhanded wrestling), and Johnny didn't play any silly pranks. All fought strongly, and the wider plot was forgotten as the sheer physicality of wrestling was put in the spotlight.
The ending, with two of the three wrestlers laid out on the canvas, highlighted what a hard-hitting match this was. The final strike by the Masked Maniac was the most impactful panel of the strip, for not only did it look powerful, but it also signalled his betrayal of the Pirate and twisted the story into its second half. It's hard to imagine that next week's issue will be as hard-hitting as this one, but should it stay focused on the events in the ring, we should be on firm ground. The tournament did what it needed to do to get us here, but now the time is right to strip the story back to the wrestling alone and let the characters tell their own story.
The most important element of this week's strip was the artwork, and it delivered in spades. A variety of panels showed the wrestlers in various acts of hurting each other. The artwork remained crisp and unobtrusive, telling the story quickly while embellishing the size and power of the wrestlers fighting in the ring. Less is more, and the more uncluttered the art, the better the story was. I can't see the story going much past next week, but I sure wish it would.
Rating: 7/10
Best line: "But this dissolves our partnership...right now!"
Hot Shot Hamish
Jock McBell has accused Hamish's landlord, Ian McCash, of running off with some of his money when they ran a business together. While Hamish holds the two men apart, each explains their side of the story.
McCash tells how he knocked his head and found himself on a boat for Canada. In Canada, he built his fortune from the ground up before returning to Scotland a rich man.
He realises he must have used Ian McBell's money to get to Canada and tells him that he's happy to have found him and he will share his fortune with him. With that, the two men are friends again, and this story is closed.
Back at Princes Park, the team is training for their next match, although many of the team are struggling with the after-effects of the flu, and by the end of the training session, many are out on their feet.
On Saturday, the game kicks off at Alexanda town on a heavy and muddy pitch. The pitch becomes muddier as the game progresses, and after consulting McBell, Hamish tells the team to keep the ball in the air as much as possible.
This they do, but it is unsuccessful as the ball is headed to Angus, who takes it full in the face and collapses to the ground.
The story of Alexanda town and the muddy pitch is a step down from the story of McBell and McCash and was a weak ending to what has been an entertaining couple of weeks. I have greatly enjoyed the artwork depicting the two men and their troubles. I will whisper the next bit, but I also enjoyed the break from football.
The first page contained all my favourite moments, and it's not too much of a stretch to say every panel was a delight. The images of McCash building his fortune gave one the sense of how hard he worked, while the image of him as a successful man in a suit topped it all. The final coming together of McCash and McBell was done quickly, yet it did what it needed to do across three panels.
The next page was all about the muddy pitch. Normally, I'm a fan of such things, but coming off the back of the McCash and McBell story, it wasn't as much fun, or indeed funny, and the story fell back on something we have seen several times already. There may be a twist next week that fires my enthusiasm, but for now, I am reading without much joy. An unusual thing to say about a Hot Shot Hamish comic, but the recent highs have cast this storyline into the shadows, and it's going to take something special for it to get its shine back.
Rating: 6/10
Best line: "But now I'm back...and rich! And I've found you again! So...everything I have, I share with ye! Half of all ma fortune is yours, mon!"
Skid Solo
Tommy has entered two events this week - the sports car race on Saturday and the invitation race at Charfield. Participation in the Charity race depends on a good performance in the sports car race, and two officials from the Charfield race are at the sportscar race to judge Tommy's performance.
Tommy starts fast and leads from the front. The rains come, and Tommy extends his lead as other cars crash out or slow in the conditions. Sandy wants him to take a conservative approach, especially since Tommy has been given the nickname "Crash"
Sandy holds a pit sign, and Tommy can see that Mellors is seven seconds behind, and Oliver nine seconds behind. With that, Tommy drives even harder, determined to make the grade for the invitational race.
Tommy wins his race and is told he can drive in the invitational. However, Sandy chastises him for not following his pit instructions. The two look at the pit board, and Tommy points out that Sandy had been holding it upside down - it said "Go SLW" not "M7S, 09" as Tommy read it.
A typical ending for a Skid Solo, and one that could never happen nowadays. The pit boards used by Skid and Sandy are often integral to the stories being told, yet they don't exist these days, and some of the stories told could never happen in 2025. The outcome of all this was rather low-key, and I didn't find the final panels particularly amusing if that was indeed the intent.
On the other hand, the racing was fantastic and felt a million miles from the story being told with the blackboards, The cars looked fast, and Tiommy shone in the poor conditions. Even better, he proved his worth, and next week, we get to see him in a Grand Prix car. We have waited a long time for this moment, and there is a certain thrill in seeing the young boy achieve his dream. His journey has proceeded in fit-in starts but since Skid has been confined to a wheelchair it has moved quickly on, and the time is right for Tommy to take centre stage.
This has me wondering when Skid might be making a return himself. With Tommy performing well on the track and in the comic, Skid needn't be rushed back. It is his name across the masthead, but Tommy's stories have been as fun and enjoyable as any Skid Solo story we saw last year. Tommy is appealing to a younger readership, and although the sight of the two racing together will be a joy, I don't need to see it just yet. Tommy is performing well, and we should all just sit back and enjoy it.
Rating: 7/10
Best line: "We've come along to look at the boy wonder of yours..."
Tornado Jones
Tornado Jones breathed in some leaking engine gases and became light-headed while attempting to leap the Avon Gorge in his rocket car.
He is unaware that his car has looped around, and at that very moment, he is flying upside down back towards where he took off. The people on the ground are well aware of what's happening, and then there is general panic as a hurried message is radioed to Tornado Jones.
This snaps him out of his drowsiness, and he realises that he has to get the car on an even keel to make a landing. He barely regains control of his car as he crash-lands in a field of cabbages. Luckily, Jones is thrown from the car as it rolls over and is helped to his feet by a worried Professor Caine.
Jones thinks he has made the leap across the gorge, but the situation is soon explained to him. He is disappointed, however the Professor points out that he had brought entertainment t to the crowd here and watching TV at home. This isn't enough for Jones, who tells us that he is a perfectionist and will have to start proving himself as a stuntman all over again.
Wonderful artwork papered over some of the silliness of this story. I shouldn't have liked it as much as I did, but the final page was beautiful and swept away my doubts about the story. Jones, crashing into a field of cabbages, looked spectacular and caught all the details of the disastrous stunt. It's normally the faces of Tornado Jones that capture my attention, an odd thing to say about a story full of stunts, but this issue finally gave us a stunt worthy of the art, and Jim Bleach did a wonderful job of capturing the final touchdown.
The only downside is this is the end of Jones' dalliance with a rocket car. Next week, we shall be taking on a new stunt, and it will be another step into the unknown. We have seen good Tornado Jones stories in the past immediately followed by weaker ones. I hope this won't be the case this time, and we get two great stories back to back. Only time will tell, but for now, this was a great ending to the rocket car saga, and easily the best story in this week's issue.
Rating: 8/10
Best line: "Stone the wombats, what have I been doing? Got to get on an even keel!"
Martins Marvellous Mini
After seeing Henry in the back of a car holding a sign saying he had been kidnapped, Tiny and Martin find themselves in pursuit. However, they lose sight of the car, and coming to a river they attempt to cross on a flat barge. It doesn't go well, and as the barge sinks in the water, they resort to jumping the rest of the way across.
Although they land in the water, they are close enough to the shore to drive off while the ferry sinks to the bottom behind them.
Driving on, they reach a building called "Twastles Fun Palace" Within, they find a hall of fun mirrors before Martin picks up a phone to call for help. The phone is a prank, and Martin gets a face full of water for his trouble. Tiny finds this hilarious, until a panel later when a trap door opens in the floor, swallowing him up. The final panel sees Martin realising the seriousness of the situation, and commenting that maybe this place isn't a joke.
The boys had a lot happening this issue, but nothing seemed to dominate, nor, indeed, thrill me. The pursuit of the car was a strong start, but it was strangely glossed over as we got deeper into the story. The river crossing on the barge was something we have seen before in the boys' worldly adventures, and as such didn't thrill more, nor did it feel like it belonged in this particular story. Their final arrival at the fun house is more weirdness we have come to expect on this island (remember the giant pinball machine they drove down last time they were here) and the sight of it had me forgetting all about the car they were chasing.
I'm sure the main story of the kidnapping will be picked up again in the next issue, and I am confident that somewhere in this fun house they will find Henry. Yet, it doesn't quite feel right and is disconnected.
Rating: 6/10
Best line: "Another joke...and it's on you this time!"
Billy's Boots
It looked as though Billy and Jimmy were out of the team again after upsetting Mr Harris by not turning up to support the last game. However, they are surprised when Mr Harris names Jimmy as a starter and Billy as a substitute.
On Tuesday Billy polishes his boots in anticipation of the cup quarter-final the following day. On the day of the game, he rushes to the drycleaners during his lunch break to collect something for his Gran, before hurrying on to his game.
At the game, he changes and realises he has left his boots at the dryclears. He scurries back to collect them and returns to the game to find that Mr Hariris has been desperate for him to come on as a substitute. Groundwood has been playing with ten men after an earlier injury and is now one-nil down.
Billy comes on and struggles against the many taller opposition players. However, he reads the play well, pouncing on a lazy back pass by the other team and scores a goal to tie the game.
He is heavily marked after this, but after finding himself surrounded by four opposing players, he deftly flicks the ball over the top to Jimmy Dawson who is making a run towards goal in the final moments of the game.
This is exactly what I expect from a Billy's Boots story, and it was satisfying to see all the key elements fall into place. We had another appearance of Billy's Gran in a homely setting, Billy leaving his boots at the dry cleaners, and Hardnut Harris chastising Billy. This all builds wonderfully to the final moments when Billy, reunited with his boots, takes the field and delivers what we have come to expect over the years.
One could mock it all, or even become bored, but I revelled in every moment of it as I realised that this is the charm of the story. Recently we have seen these various elements appearing one or two times a story, but to see them all occur across two pages made for a fast-moving story that was the essence of Bily's Boots.
The artwork facilitated this fast-moving action with clean lines and panels that gave us chunks of plot in a single image. Billy at the dry cleaners was a good example of this - the dialogue sketching out the situation while the art showed us Billy fishing in his pockets while the lady watches patiently on. It was simplistic, yet loaded with detail that made it instantly recognisable.
Another day, and this would have been my favourite story in this week's comic. Even so, it was a joy to read, and although Billy's Boots and I have had our ups and downs over the years, this strip reminded me of why I fell in love with it in the first place. A simple boy trying to make his way through life, football, and school, it was relatable to me now as it was then.
Rating: 7.5/10
Best line: "My boots! I- I left them in my bag at the cleaners shop!"
Nipper
Due to his memory loss, Nipper has had a nasty run-in with Jan, the Dutch goalkeeper he is about to play against.
Jan won't listen to Nipper's apology, and he vows that Nipper will not score against him. He makes good on this promise, pulling off a series of spectacular saves and reiterating his promise to Nipper
Nipper tries something different, and a short corner move leads to the ball bobbling around the area. Nipper is about to shoot when he is shoulder-charged from behind, sending him crashing into Jan. This is seen as a deliberate violent act by the rest of the Dutch players, and for the rest of the match, Nipper finds him at the end of some rough treatment.
This climaxes when Nipper is taken out inside the box, and a penalty is awarded. With all eyes on him, Nipper is one-on-one against Jan, wondering what he has to do to get it past this granite-like keeper.
As I picked up this week's comic, I was unsure of what direction Nipper would go. I had expected to see Nipper competing directly with Jan in the opposing team, but I don't think I realised Jan was a goalkeeper until this issue. This cast a different light on the events that followed. Nipper was constantly tussling with Jan, obviously, but the rest of the players were brought into the action as they rallied around their keeper.
This broadened the scope of the story and made things all the more challenging for Nipper. It also became the driving force of the story as Nipper battled eleven players before the final panels when the challenge again became one-on-one. Jan was at the centre of the action throughout, saving all Nipper's shots on goal, but this final panel of the two facing off was the crux of the story and the hook we needed to bring us back next week.
Once again, the art was strong and every bit as enjoyable as the story. We had plenty of football action, with panels dedicated to showing Jan saving Nipper's shots in a variety of poses as he stretched his body in all directions. He was portrayed as a superman in goal, which only made the final prospect of Nipper taking a penalty shot against him all the more intriguing. How Nipper can beat such a man remains to be seen, and next week's issue promises to be just as exciting as this one.
Rating: 7/10
Best line: "Before the match, I make a little vow - whatever happens, Lawrence shall not get the ball past me!"
Issue final ratings:
Overall: 7/10
Best Story: Tornado Jones
Best Line: "I've got my reasons, Mister Barlow! But if you don't like the way I'm running things, then you'd better find a new manager!"
Best Panel:
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