It's not you, it's me. I have been feeling blue ever since the hype of Christmas blew over, and this is colouring my reading of Tiger. For the last couple of weeks, I have been struggling to find joy in anything, and that includes my beloved Tiger comic. Some of these stories are great, yet I just can't see it at the moment. It all seems rather leaden, and some of the stories feel like they need a good shake-up. My mood isn't helped by the fact that it has rained for most of my holiday, and I'm returning to work tomorrow feeling just as jaded and tired as I was several weeks ago. Take my following opinions with a grain of salt - I have no doubt I would rate this issue highly on a sunny day following a good night's sleep.
7th February 1976
Roy Of The Rovers
Roy and former Melchester Rover scout Alf Roper are watching young Gerry Holloway at a fourth-division game. Gerry barely exerts himself on the field, but there is one flash of brilliance from the lad, enough for Roy to offer him a contract.
Holloway reacts coolly to the contract. He signs it while telling Roy that it will pay for his university studies. He also takes into account that the Rovers home ground is only a short bus ride from the university.
As Gerry isn't cup-tied, Roy names him to start in Rover's next cup game. Ben Galloway, General Manager, expresses his concern to Roy, telling him they should have told him or the directors first. So far Roy is the only one at the club who has seen Holloway in action.
Roy tells him not to worry, Holloway is training hard. However, on game day Holloway doesn't chase down Roy's first pass. He tells Roy that he knew he had no chance to get there, so why waste the effort. This irks Roy, and things get worse as Holloway begins to lecture him.
Over the last two years, we have seen several new players introduced to Rovers and they all start out with problems such as this. This isn't the first unproven player that Roy has signed, and so far it is following a similar pattern to the previous stories.
Normally this wouldn't be a problem, but from what we have seen here, Holloway isn't as yet a strong character. We have only seen him fleetingly, and although he is confident enough to lecture Roy in the final panel, he is rather nondescript throughout the rest of the story.
When Roy signed Wallace the previous year, we had a good sense of who he was, long before he pulled on the Melchester strip. So too with the circus performer that Roy signed a couple of years ago (sadly, his name now eludes me). We saw plenty of what he was about before he made it to the pitch, and although his career was a failure, it still provided a well-rounded story.
Holloway has none of this behind him, and after only one appearance he is a pale character on the page. I am surprised that Roy signed him at all based on what he saw. Roy, a professional for twenty years, signing a player after seeing one game, a game in which he only had one moment of class, seems hollow and out of character, yet fits with his previous patterns of signings.
Holloway has proved to be an unlikable character so far and that isn't helping a storyline that is failing to gain traction with me. A large part of me wants to see him bed into the team as quickly as possible so we can return to the wider story of how Melchester Rovers season is progressing. We may have a few more weeks until Holloway sorts himself out, and until then all I can do is read on patiently.
Rating: 5/10
Best line: "But surely you should have consulted me, or the directors first! Apart from Alf Roper, you're the only club official who has seen Holloway in action!"
Billy's Boots
Billy's bike was stolen by a young boy named Micky Brown. Now Billy and Jimmy find themselves playing ball in the park with the boy who doesn't realise who Billy is.
As Jimmy and Billy walk home afterwards, Billy tells Jimmy that Micky Brown was the boy who stole Billy's bike. Jimmy is surprised, telling Billy that Mickey seemed like a decent sort of lad. They also discuss their chances of making the school team on the weekend, with Jimmy commenting that Hardnut Haris does some funny things.
This is borne out when they find they are in the team, but both playing in defence. Harris has switched the attackers and defenders so both can understand the problems each other faces. This sends Billy back to his book on Dead-Shot Keen, where he learns that Keen played as a defender before a chance positional switch revealed that he was a lethal attacker.
While Billy is reading there comes a knock on the door. It is the local policeman following up on Billy's stolen bike. He tells Billy and his Gran that the boy took his bike because it was an emergency. His mother had been taken ill and he had rushed off to the doctor. Billy and his Gran decide to drop charges, and the matter is left as it is.
Back at the rec ground, Billy and Jimmy are playing a pickup game when Mickey Brown appears. He tells them his new school will be Groundwood, and asks if they think he has any chance of making the school team. Billy says if he can play, he stands a good chance. The strip ends with Billy and Jimmy watching little Mickey Brown dribbling through the players on the field and commenting that he's good and might even threaten their place in the team.
This story has slowed, and with the stolen bike drama being resolved the story has pivoted to Mickey Brown trying to earn a place in the team. It's not as interesting as the previous issues, and the whole story feels flat after the intensity of Billy's bike being stolen.
We still have Mickey Brown looking much too small to play with the other, and once again his proportions seem to be wrong when he stands next to other players. Children do come in all shapes and sizes, but as it stands, Mickey Brown looks much too small to be playing with Jimmy and Billly. This takes me out of the story every time I see it, and it is another strike against Mickey Brown.
The scene with Billy and his Gran was again the best in the strip. The sight of the two of them, Gran knitting while Billy read his book, was every bit as homely as you could want, and sat at the heart of the story. This directly leads to the appearance of the policeman, and Billy and his Gran dropping the charges has their humanity on full display. It was head and shoulders above everything else in the story (an easy feat when you're towering over Mickey Brown) and I could have done with a lot more of this and a lot less of Mickey running around with the ball at his feet.
Rating: 6/10
Best line: "I've met him, Gran...he seems a nice kid..."
Martin's Marvellous Mini
Martin and Tiny are racing for the finish of the New York to Moscow rally with Mr Twastle nestled in the car with them.
They look to have the win sewn up when suddenly Mr Twastle switches off the car with the claim he can smell smoke. This allows two cars to pass them before Tiny can restart the car and cross the finish line.
Tiny and Martin have finished third but the drama isn't over. Tiny pulls the black hood from Mr Twastle's pocket and accuses him of sabotaging them from the helicopter, and now on the ground. Mr Twastle confesses, telling them that he couldn't afford to pay them the million pounds he had promised for winning the race. He is broke, and as he slinks off he tells the boys that he won't blame them if they go to the police.
Tiny and Martin decide to wait until after the prize giving before they make any firm decision. At the prize giving they learn they finished second overall, and they receive a prize of two thousand pounds. Walking back to their room they decide to give half of this to Mr Twastle as without him they wouldn't have been able to enter the race.
They ask reception for his whereabouts and are informed that he has left the hotel without paying his hotel bill, his taxi bills, or his helicopter bills. He owes a lot of money, and even as they speak the police are out looking for him.
I have enjoyed this rally immensely, although this final rush to the finish line has been a letdown. However, the story is far from over, and we still have more drama ahead of us next week.
The final play by Mr Twastle in turning the car engine off was weak, and after all we have seen it was hardly the gripping finish that the story deserved. It felt out of step with Mr Twastle's other devious ploys and, although it worked, it wasn't as desperate as his other manouverings. However, it did scupper their chances of winning, which made Tiny's reaction as he revealed Twastle's scheming rather surprising. Tiny was angry, but it wasn't as angry as one might expect, especially when we take into account that Twastle did bury them in an avalanche. Twastle cost them the race and almost cost them their lives, yet Tiny's anger is quickly dissipated and Twastle walks free. We have seen Tiny become physical in confrontations before, so all I can say is Mr Twastle was very lucky in this case.
It feels like a very long time since the boys won the race that sent them off to Hawaii and started this wild journey. It must almost be time for them to head home, and I have a strong feeling that once they have settled their score with Twastle they may well be pointing George westward and driving home. I have enjoyed the ride we have taken to get this far, and still have hopes that there will be a twist next week to end this story with a suitable exclamation point.
Rating: 6/10
Best line: "The truth is...I'm broke! If...if my holiday island scheme doesn't pay off, I'll go to prison for debt!"
Hot Shot Hamish
Casually dressed, Hamish strolled downstairs at the wealthy mansion he was staying at and into a formal party. The guests are horrified by Hamish's attire, and Hamish finds himself manhandled and called a scruff.
This leads to a brawl, with various guests taking sides for or against Hamish, and chaos ensues as the food begins to fly.
The fight ends just as the host, Mr McCash, arrives, and Hamish thanks him for the party before retiring to bed.
Meanwhile at Princes Park flu is sweeping through the team. With five players sick, Mr McWhacker is forced to call on his reserves and loses the next game four-nil. Come Saturday they are no better off, and desperate for a win to keep their promotion hopes alive. Unfortunately, there is an injury early on, and Mr McWhacker is forced to turn to his scant bench. He calls on Jock McBell, a player who hasn't turned out of the first team for two years. McBell jogs onto the field thinking that Hamish will cover up for him if he is a wee bit slow.
The fight at the party dominated the strip and gave us some wonderful imagery. Julio Schiaffino is at the top of his game here, giving Hamish a sympathetic look while imbuing the fight with all the chaos and frenetic energy it deserved. It was a delight to look at and with pies and cakes being thrown, it would appeal to any young reader. The smile on Hamish's face as he watched the fight said it all, and was just as joyful as the fight itself.
The story moved quickly and having just as much drama on the football side of the story made for a balanced read that propelled us along on both fronts. I am just as invested in both sides of the stories, with the flu hit team particularly relatable as I have recently had a similar situation at work with another round of covid wiping out half our staff. Like Hamish, I too have had to carry weak members in the team, and I can only assume that Hamish will do it with a lot more grace and patience than I did. How he navigates these stormy waters remains to be seen, and with the game (and Princes Park's position on the table) delicately poised, there is much on the line for next week's drama.
Rating: 7/10
Best line: "Och, it's turning oot to be a fine wee party!"
Johnny Cougar
Johnny is still competing in the international wrestling competition, and this week we see him take on his next competitor, a muscular wrestler called The Chinaman.
The Chinaman proves to be just as strong as he looks, and Johnny struggles against his large opponent, especially as he is carrying an injured arm. After being thrown around like a rag doll, Johnny is finally thrown to the floor where The Chinaman covers him for the first pinfall.
As Johnny recovers in the corner, Splash brings him the news that The Footballer has just beaten The Masked Maniac. As Jonnny gets unsteadily to his feet, Splash implores him to do something, anything, as he desperately needs to win some points in this tournament.
There was some concern that The Chinaman wouldn't deliver the tough fight required. Last week we saw The Masked Maniac easily beat him, and the seed was planted that he might be an easy beat. That hasn't eventuated, and the story is all the better for it. The Chinaman looks bigger on the page than we have previously seen, and it provides some wonderful images of the two large men colliding. Again, Johnny is on the back foot, and it is always refreshing to see our hero struggling and having to overcome an obstacle such as this.
The tournament is a lot tougher than it looked some weeks ago and is providing far more entertainment than promised. There has been a lot of silliness of late, yet the wrestling action is tough and exciting, demanding my attention and holding me enrapt. I can easily overlook the silliness when it is backed up with wonderful fighting and art such as this. Having Johnny struggle is the icing on the cake, and once again I have no choice but to return next week and see what develops from here.
Rating: 8/10
Best line: "Me very good wrestler...man from East, beat man from West!"
Tornado Jones
Jones has landed in a fast-flowing river after lassoing an escaped tiger. Both Jones and the tiger are struggling in the water when a passing fisherman pulls Jones into his boat. Jones then pulls the tiger a shore but then takes to his heels when the tiger turns on him.
Jones clambers up a tree and watches as the tiger approaches an aluminium-faced hoarding across the road. This is part of his plan, and he is delighted when the tiger sees itself reflected in the aluminium. The tiger leaps at his reflection, crashing into the hoarding and knocking itself out.
Jones returns the tiger to the safari park, offering to do the stunt again tomorrow. The owner of the park refuses, giving Jones ten pounds and calling it quits.
This was a short story, and we only had three weeks of Jones and the tiger. That felt about right and although I admired some of the artwork last week, by this week we had run out of steam. The strip was enjoyable enough, with strong artwork that promised much but never quite flourished as it did last week. It remained tightly focused and never did more than it needed to tell the story.
The story itself was simple enough, although we never saw a strong character emerge as a foil to Jones. The safari owner could have been such a character, but his role was diminished after the first week, while the tiger got off to a slow start, looking less than fearsome in the first week, before finally looking like the predator it did last week. This week it fell somewhere between the two and once again failed to offer the threat it could have been.
An uneven few weeks and next week we are again off on a new adventure for Jones. He is never short of a fresh start and a new story, and one can only hope for something substantial that can sustain the character for the next several weeks.
Rating: 6.5/10
Best line: "After all the chaos you caused, I never want to see you again! Take this sten sounds and call it quits! Get out of here!"
Skid Solo
Tommy is in Australia gaining racing experience, and this week's strip begins with him racing a saloon car. He is winning his class, but pushing hard against the bigger cars to win the race. He hasn't had the experience yet and pushes his car too hard, breaking something and crashing off the track.
Sandy gives him a good telling-off, before telling Tommy that he has been entered in a sports car race in Melbourne. Tommy must go alone as Sandy is flying back to Skid, and Tommy promises not to let him down.
Tommy's two wins and crash earn him the attention of a local journalist. He comes to interview him, wondering if he has a nickname that might help sell the story. Tommy doesn't and the newspaperman christens him "Kid" Carter.
Back in Britain, Sandy and Skid discuss Tommy's progress. Skid says he has a lot to learn but has skill and nerve. He tells Sandy that he's going to call him "Typhoon" Tommy, a nickname Skid has thought up himself.
In Melbourne, Tommy's race is going well and he pushes himself to the front. Again, he has failed to learn his previous lessons, and after pushing his car too hard an oil pipe bursts showering Tommy in oil and sending him crashing off the track.
Tommy is OK, but the car is a write-off. However, Tommy is more distraught by the newspaper headline the next day calling him "Crash" Carter.
"Crash" Carter is a fair nickname based on what we have seen thus far. For all his racing flair and skill, Tommy ends up off the track more than he should. It makes for a surprisingly good story and I am enjoying following his adventures in the absence of Skid Solo. It isn't always believable, but it has been fun so far, with some good racing action and memorable panels to keep the reader engaged.
We have yet to see Tommy deliver a perfect racing performance, and despite his natural talent, he is taking an authentic journey. Seeing him race at these lower levels not only helps him gain experience but also makes him a more believable character to the reader. It's stretching belief to see a young lad racing for Skid Solo, so anything like this to add to his authenticity helps with the immediate story and the longer goal of having him drive beside Skid Solo.
I love a good crash as much as the next man, and we have two excellent crashes in this strip. The first panel shows Tommy's saloon car careening off the track was good, with the flying hay bales emphasizing the speed at which he is travelling. The second is even better, with the energy and speed of the sports car flying off the track clearly visible in the single panel. It's of the highest standard and easily the best image in this week's Skid Solo story.
I had wondered if Tommy could sustain the story on his own. From what we have seen so far, he can. The stories being told are just as vital and interesting as the ones provided by Skid Solo, and if we maintain this momentum, the strip will gain even more shine once Skid is able to make a return.
Rating: 7.5/10
Best line: "Crash Carter! Skid and Sandy aren't going to like that!"
Nipper
Nipper has been sent to a specialist to help with his memory loss. It proves to be a waste of time- when playing word association, Nipper associates every world with some aspect of football.
Returning home, Nipper tells Amy Felcher that he hopes that his memorable will be jogged when they play their next game against Mornio.
Amy hopes not, and while Nipper is outside she gives us the backstory of Morino. The last time Nipper played them he was heavily marked by Zampia, the Morino sweeper. It had become a rough battle, with Nipper giving as good as he got, and at the end of the game, angry threats were thrown.
Nipper is unaware of this and as he rides to the game he is puzzled by fan's comments to watch out for Zampia. As he runs onto the field the Morino fans tell him to steer clear of Zampia as he has a good memory of what happened last time. Nipper finds that the name Zampia makes him feel tense and nervous, and as the strip concludes he thinks his memory is starting to return.
We are making steady progress with Nipper's story. He still has memory loss, and although he is getting help, it has yet to amount to anything. We have storm clouds gathering as he takes the field against Mornio and this should develop into something substantial next week.
The opening scene of Nipper in the doctor's office gave us humour and was a soft introduction before the darker story of Zampia appeared. The doctor's frustration translated well on the page, and the dialogue leading up to his final outburst was excellent.
However, the main focus of the story was setting up next week's confrontation with Zampia. There was a flashback telling of their last encounter, and while this was informative, it didn't make for a great issue of Nipper. It did plant the seeds for what is to come and gave us the context for the next game, both important and did this without impeding the flow of the story too much. Not an energising issue, but a necessary step that puts us in a fine place for the next few weeks.
Rating: 6.5/10
Best line: "Football...football! This is preposterous! Everything I say seems to remind you of something connected with football!"
Issue final ratings:
Overall: 6/10
Best Story: Johnny Cougar
Best Line: "Ye missed the best o' the party, Mister McCash...I think everyone enjoyed it fine. But I'll have to be away to ma bed, the noo...I canna have late nights when I'm in training!"
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