Tiger 19th October 1974

Last week we had three new stories appear in Tiger, and every other story began a new storyline. It was a lot to take in and an upheaval, but this week things settle down and we get a better feel for how things stand now that the dust has settled. All the stories are still in the early stages, but the characters are more familiar and we can already see where we are heading in several stories. It is an exciting time to be reading, anything could happen and a couple of stories are already delivering the unexpected. Here's what I found in this issue from the 19th of October 1974:

19th October 1974

Roy Of The Rovers

Once again, it is Roy and his Rovers that are the lead story of the comic. With the match against Dutch team Zeeden still in the balance, goalkeeper Tubby Morton is carried off, only to be replaced by the dynamic Charlie 'the Cat' Carter. 

Charlie lives up to his name, and for the next page he pulls off a series of outstanding saves that keeps Melchester Rovers in the game. Finally, manager Tony Storme decides it's time to go on attack and signalling to the team he pushes eight attackers forward. 

It is a decisive move and pays dividends as Roy scores the winning goal, a spectacular effort that sees him pushed over by an opponent, only to do a roll and pop back up to strike the ball home. 

With the game won, the only problem facing Rovers is which keeper will be number one. It turns out to be a non-issue, as Tubby tells Charlie that the position is all his - Tubby is off to manage the "A' team. 

It looks like there will be very little drama in the issue, but in the final panels the Rovers arrive back in England during a downpour. As the players run through the rain towards their coach, there is a screech of brakes and a skidding mini-bus heads directly at them. 

And here I was thinking we were going to get a happy ending - I should have known better. It certainly is a great hook to bring me back next week, although you know I don't need too much convincing on that front. I enjoyed the wrapping up of the two goalkeepers' storylines, we have gone from having both goalkeepers potentially out of action, to both fully fit and putting on fine displays. I'm pleased that we've gone with Charlie Carter, Tubby Carter was just a little too old school for a younger reader like myself. With the i's dotted and t's crossed, I'm already to immerse myself in the next storyline, and the last panel of this week already has me salivating. 

Rating: 7/10

Best line: "That's shaken 'em...I bet they didn't bank on us having two world-class goalkeepers!"

Billy's Boots

Billy Dane was calling for a pass from the senior players of the charity team he was playing for when we last saw him last week. This week the cliffhanger is resolved...he receives the pass he was calling for. From here it's his ancient boots that take over, as Billy dibbles towards the corner, drawing the defence with him, before back-heeling the ball infield for George Ward to score a simple goal. 

He is briefly a hero, but a few minutes later is caught daydreaming of scoring goals himself. From a throw-in, Billy runs down the line, again drawing defenders and allowing his team to gather momentum. Receiving a lob pass from his teammate, Billy strikes the ball first time to score a cracking goal himself. 

Surrounded by teammates, some of the other players comment on how good he is, and we end with one player promising to tell Harry Pope, the Groundwood Town scout, how good this kid is. 

I enjoyed this much more than last week, and it is beginning to shape up like the Billy's Boots stories I grew up reading. I could practically write the next issue myself about what will happen with the scout, but I should relax and enjoy what we have on the page here. Not the same intense football action as Roy Of The Rovers, but still fun to see Billy in action. The moves he does on the field are like any schoolboy, and there is a hint of authenticity about the way he plays the game. Once we get this charity game out of the way we should get back to seeing Billy in his natural environment and more of this schoolboy action. I'm looking forward to seeing Billy's world expand, and become the familiar landscape I know so well.

Rating: 7.5/10

Best line: "He's got a bit of nerve, yelling at George Ward like that!"

Martin's Marvellous Mini

We're still in black and white I'm afraid, but already it looks clearer and better on the page than last week. They may have some cash, but Tiny and Martin are still struggling far from home and repairs on George imminent. 

Luckily a strapping Aussie offers them his shed for a few dollars a week where they can repair George while pointing them towards a cheap hotel just down the road.

Things are looking up, and soon they have George stripped back and a list of parts they need. In the house, their Aussie host sees a news bulletin telling of a Government reception about to be held for the London-Sydney rally. Martin and Tiny appear on screen as the news reader informs us that they haven't been seen since the rally, but it is hoped they will be at the reception. 

Chances seem slim, given that George is in pieces, but the Australian offers to tow them with his tractor. Donning their suits, which have been in the boot since they left London, Tiny and Martin don't feel particularly smart, but the Aussie reassures them that it will be fine, in Australia they don't pay too much attention to that. 

They make good time being towed behind the tractor, and despite a couple of security guards trying to bar their entrance, the tractor ploughs straight in. It is here that things go awry with the tow rope snapping and we end with Tiny and Martin crashing into the dining table and assembled guests.  

Tiger loves a good Australian stereotype, and here the Aussie host is played to the hilt. With a healthy disregard for authority and a no-worries attitude, their unnamed host is the hero of the story for me. He gets some great lines, and it would be easy for me to use five or six of his lines for my line of the week. Elsewhere, the artwork was looking as sharp as ever, and I simply cannot wait to see the strip return to colour. Sadly, patience is a virtue I do not have.  We had some good old-fashioned homeliness early in the story, a dramatic ride, and ended with a semi-humourous, semi-dramatic, crash. I couldn't ask for anything more, and after a weak issue last week we are back to the best of Martin's Marvellous Mini.

Rating: 8/10

Best line: "Hey, you tramps, get that tractor out of here...this is an official reception!"

Hot-shot Hamish 

Hamish and Princes Park are in Spain, and this week we learn the name of the team they are playing against - San Martine. San Martine is big, strong, and fast. Before we know it, they have shoved Hamish over and slammed home their first goal. 

Things don't get any better, and soon enough San Martine is on the attack again. Chipping the keeper, it looks like Princes Park is about to go two-nil down, only for a desperately diving Hamish to save the day with a goal-line clearance. He may have saved the goal, but he can't save himself and is knocked unconscious as he hits the goalpost.

Not a lot to talk about in regards to story here, but this was a highly enjoyable strip throughout. The humour wasn't overplayed, and we learnt a little more about the team and the characters, Hamish is extremely likeable, and one can see why the foreign fans are drawn to him. He is aware of himself and his teammates and conscious of the wider audience watching. We see him doing his best, and even if things don't work out, one still feels for him. The art doesn't overplay the action (although in future years it will become overly cartoony) and I am beginning to wonder if this is the best that Hot-shot Hamish ever will be. Only a page and a half, but already I can see why I loved it so much. 

Rating: 8/10

Best line: "Ye great big fat twit! Buck yere ideas up! Ye're too slow to catch a cold!" 

Nipper

After last week's dynamic display, the papers are filled with rumours of Nipper's move to Fenchurch. Nipper himself remains in ignorance of this and rushes off to training, where he faces some angry teammates. 

Ostracised by his teammates, Nipper stands apart on the field, the team refusing to pass the ball. He can't understand why and it's not until a crowd of fans invade the pitch with pleas for Nipper to stay does he see the full picture. 

Nipper doesn't quite connect the dots though, and instead blames his manager Andy Stewart. Thinking that Andy wants to get rid of him, Nipper storms into his office for an angry confrontation. Andy defuses the situation, explaining that rumours and newspaper gossip are all part of the game. Pacified, Nipper remains a Blackport player and is carried back to training by his fans. 

A slight story, but a fine introduction to the characters and the world Nipper inhabits. Next week we should see a longer-running storyline emerge, and we will hopefully see a longer story arc emerge. I like what we have seen of Nipper so far, and I find his quick temper highly relatable. We still need a strong cast of supporting characters around him, again something that will come with time. We have already met a couple and their presence will become stronger as time goes on. From memory, a key part of Nipper's life is his relationship with his best friend, something we have yet to see here. So for now, it's all in the future, but this is a solid start and a likeable couple of pages. 

Rating: 6.5/10

Best line: "This must be manager Andy Stewart's decision! If he thinks he can kick me out without a fight - he's mistaken! I'll see him right now!"

Johnny Cougar and Splash Gorton

While exploring the New Forest, Johnny and Splash have come under attack. With arrows flying their way they take shelter in the foliage and wait to see who their attacker is. 

A voice calls at them from the forest, telling them that every move can be seen and that if they come into the open they will be unharmed. Cougar agrees, for surely if the attacker meant them harm he could have done so by now. 

They emerge from hiding and find themselves facing Robin Good, a man dressed like Robin Hood - complete with bow and arrow, who leads a band of outlaws who shelter in the forest.

There is one crucial difference though, Robin Good robs not only the rich but also the poor. He tells Johnny he has a task for him and soon the trio are travelling deeper into the forest. 

Coming to a stream, Robin Good's scheme is outlined. Robin and Johnny climb onto a log that straddles the stream and armed with staffs they prepare to battle. Win or lose, Robin Good tells Johnny he will soon be a leading member of the gang of outlaws. 

Mid-story Johnny said "What nonsense is this?" and I have to agree with him. Nonsense indeed. The first thing that springs to my mind is why is such a man living an outlaw's life in the twentieth century, resplendent in Lincoln Green, and why aren't the authorities doing something about it? Furthermore, how did he immediately know Johnny's name? Right from the first meeting he referred to Johnny as Johnny Cougar, and the only explanation I have is that perhaps this man isn't quite what he seems. There are plenty of positives in the story - the art is fantastic for one. Despite my dislike of this Robin Good character, he looks amazing on the page, and every image of him throughout the story captures my imagination. Of course, comics are a visual medium, and visually the story is stunning. On art alone, I would give it 10/10, but there is more to the story as such, and overall the art doesn't quite compensate for the tale that is being spun. Close to being amazing, but sadly lumbered with a story that doesn't ring true for me.

Rating: 8/10

Best line: "It is no nonsense, Johnny Cougar...I am forming an outlaw band who will become as famous as the men in Lincoln Green who used to live in Sherwood Forest!"    

Tallon Of The Track

With two of her team members in an unnecessary accident, Jo and the Osprey's trip to Australia is in jeopardy. The good news is that despite the carnage we see in the first scene, both Dave and Sam are OK. Sure, Dave is in hospital for a week, and Sam has a broken collar bone, but at least they are alive.

They are alive, but they won't be competing in the Osprey's final meet of the season against Marsden Aces. Jo is relying on the other riders to get maximum points in the opening heat to build some confidence in the team, but as they go into the first bend of the first lap Jansson loses control and the two Ospreys riders tangle up. 

The crash we saw in the final panel of last week's issue dominates the story this week, and on the first page of the story, we see the state of the riders as they are pulled from the wreckage. Jo is deeply concerned for her riders but still has time to spell out what this could mean for the trip to Australia. The second part of the strip is more focused on the final meeting, and even though the race itself is merely two panels it certainly propels us into next week. Once again, amazing artwork and my eyes love looking at these pages. Not Jo herself, but the wreckage of the bikes, and the racing on track. All of it is fabulous, and unlike Johnny Cougar, it has a strong story to back it up. After several months of weak stories, we are back to exactly the type of Tallon of the Track story I want to see. 

Rating: 9/10

Best line: "He's trapped down there! Under the shattered timber!" 

Skid Solo

At the end of each season, the car mechanics hold their own race. In the first panel, we have Skid Solo watching on while Sandy speeds by in a neat reversal of what we have seen many times. 

Sadly Skid and Sparrow can't stay to see the race the next day, but Sandy tells them it's fine and he's confident about winning, especially since he prepared his own car. In fact, he's so confident that he tells them to meet him at Jack's restaurant the following day and he'll bring the trophy with him. 

The race goes well for Sandy, and he is in the lead from the start. The laps wheel by and he still retains his lead, until suddenly he is overtaken by a car that is considerably faster than his. 

Sandy can't believe it and despite his best efforts, he can't keep up with the faster car. He finishes second and quickly approaches the other driver to offer congratulations. He is surprised to find that under the crash helmet, the other driver is a woman,. and all he can do is exclaim "A girl!" 

That evening at Jack's restaurant Skid and Sparrow arrive and is shown to a table where sits the woman we have just seen win the race. Sparrow is taken aback and wonders if Sandy has gotten himself a girlfriend. It is then that Sandy appears with the trophy, as promised. However, he has to confess that the trophy isn't his, and belongs to their (oddly) unnamed dining companion. 

So, a girl was good enough to win the race, but not good enough to be given a name. We were so close too, the rest of the story was fantastic. It was great to see Sandy himself on the track, and I enjoyed his discomfort immensely when he saw who had beaten him. I also got a kick out of the restaurant scene, and Sandy sheepishly admitting that the trophy wasn't his. Sure, not giving the girl a name was a mistake, but the rest of the story was strong and I'm sure this was just a small oversight. Not your usual Skid Solo story, but one worth reading. Lovely art, and cracking dialogue all make this worthwhile and gives the comic the finish it deserves. 

Rating: 8/10

Best line: "Well...she's the winner and it's her cup! Let's start eating!" 

Issue final ratings:

Overall: 8/10

Best Story: Tallon Of The Track 

Best Line: "Stone me! Don't tell me Sandy's got himself a girlfriend!"

Best Panel:

Roy's Sports Quiz 

Tiger 12th October 1974

Trevor Francis passed away this week.  In an odd twist, the issue at the centre of this week's blog is also the first issue he wrote his weekly column for. With Tiger merging with Scorcher there are several notable changes as well as the appearance of Trevor Francis's column. We also have three new football stories,  all of which will be a constant in Tiger for the next ten years. So, although it is with sadness we say goodbye to Trevor Francis, his words will live on in Tiger and with the new stories arriving there is a sense of new beginnings as we digest this week's issue. 

Tiger 

12th October 1974

Roy Of The Rovers

Roy and the team are playing the second leg of their European Cup Winners Cup tie against Zeeden as we start this week's issue. The team is playing in front of seventy thousand Dutch fans, but Roy is unfazed and urges his team to play confidently.

The match starts fast, and after a couple of misleading back passes the Rovers are soon steaming forward where Roy smashes home the first goal of the match.

Although Rovers now hold a two-nil lead on aggregate, their Dutch opponents are far from down and out. The next panels see them pushing hard, and Tubby Morton is forced to make a couple of critical saves, The next play is the most important of the strip as the Zeeden team is again on the attack. Tubby Morton comes out to challenge a loose ball and is struck by the attacker's boot, leaving him injured on the ground while the ball rolls into his own net. 

The Zeeden team have pulled back a goal, and even worse, Tubby Morton comes off the field with his injury. The final panel offers some hope as a player we can't see prepares to come on, while a voice in the crowd offers the opinion that this will make Rovers even stronger. 

I think we all know that it's Charlie Carter coming on, and this is just a cliffhanger for the new readers from Scorcher. The story itself is a nice reset from last week. We had a goalkeeper story the last month while this European competition simmered in the background. Now the European competition takes the lead, and we arrive at this second leg with no baggage at all. Playing in front of seventy thousand Dutch fans was a nice touch and gave the game a sense of scale and context. The on-field action wasn't quite what we'd come to expect, although Roy's cracking first goal was entirely in character. I look forward to seeing things heating up on the field next week, and I hope that my prediction about Charlie Carter coming on proves correct. Tubby Morton is a legend, to be sure, but as a younger gentleman myself, I find I relate to Charlie Carter better.

Rating: 6.5/10

Best line: "Ja! Our players will make mince meat of the player who takes Morton's place!"

Hot Shot Hamish

He's here! My namesake, and the reason I first picked up a Tiger comic all those years ago. Hot Shot Hamish will become a mainstay of Tiger comic for the next ten years, but this is his first appearance on these pages, having first appeared in Scorcher in August of 1973. (Coincidentally, one month before I was born). 

Like Roy of the Rovers, Hot Shot Hamish and his Princes Park team are facing a game in the European Cup Winners Cup. Their destination is Spain, where they will face an unnamed team in Barcelona. 

We see a brief fitness session and get to meet the manager, Ian McWhacker, the coach Alistair McBrain, and of course Hamish Balfour himself. 

After this slight introduction, we are off to Barcelona. As the team checks into their hotel, Hamish decides to take a stroll and explore the surrounding countryside. Soon enough he comes across a farmer struggling to get his donkey to pull a load of wood up a hill. Hamish takes it upon himself to help out, and in an early display of his strength, we see him pulling the cart up the hill by himself, with the donkey riding in it. 

The villager is grateful and invites Hamish to come and dine with him and his family. Over dinner, Hamish explains why he is in Spain, and the villager tells him that he will come to the game tonight to cheer him on. Not just him, but his family and the entire village will attend. 

Hamish arrives back at the hotel just as the bus is leaving and we jump forward to the game itself. Hamish and his team come down the player's tunnel and onto the pitch. Mr McWhacker warns them that they'll have no support and they'll be on their own out on the pitch. However, as they come onto the field the crowd begins to chant Hamish's name - it seems that the friends he made in the afternoon are all on their side and they're not as alone as they think. Mr McWhacker sums it up best with his comment "He's only been here five minutes...'an he's got a fan club already." 

Well, yes, and I'm one of those fans myself. Not a lot of excitement in this issue, but it served as a fine introduction to Hamish, and the general feel of the comic. For all his off-field adventures, its Hamish's onfield ability that is most memorable, and new readers have yet to witness his famous 'hot-shot' That will no doubt come to the fore next week, and this issue laid the groundwork for the future, with the key characters named, a sense of what a gentle giant Hamish is, and the wonderful artwork that is almost a character itself. A soft start, next week things will kick off, literally, and we will get a better sense of what this story is all about.

Rating: 6/10

Best line:  "I- I dinna believe it! He's only been here five minutes...'an he's got a fan club already."

Johnny Cougar and Splash Gorton

Johnny is still in Britain as we begin a new story for the Indian wrestler. We are dropped straight into the ring as the caption tells us that Johnny is fighting while on holiday, and his opponent is a wrestler called The Zebra. The Zebra doesn't last long against Johnny, a flying drop kick followed by an Irish whip sees him collapsed in a heap by the bottom of the first page while Johnny stands in triumph. 

Now we've seen Johnny in action, we cut to the real story that will propel the next few weeks. With one week left on their holiday, Johnny and Splash are looking for places to go and things to do. By chance, an advertisement is pushed under their hotel door for New Forest, and Johnny decides that some time in the outdoors is just what they need. 

With backpacks on they arrive at New Forest, and soon Johnny has arranged a horse for himself and a donkey for Splash to ride. While Johnny is a natural rider, Splash is not, and it is an uncomfortable journey into the forest. 

Any thoughts of this discomfort vanish in the final panels of the story as an arrow narrowly misses Johnny's head and sticks into the tree beside him. 

A nice way to introduce Johnny to the Scorcher audience with some instant in-ring action, before we pull back to the next adventure. Arrows in the forest, it may be some time before we see a wrestling match again, so I'm pleased we saw a page of wrestling before the true story started. This is potentially looking good, and I'm hopeful we will get a longer run with this new villain than we did with the truncated storyline that preceded it. The villain of the piece is still unknown, so maybe I'm getting ahead of myself, but fingers crossed. Splash was again entertaining without being annoying, and he brought a touch of humour to the story that nicely balanced the sometimes dour Johnny. Another soft start, but one loaded with potential that should see us through the next couple of months.

Rating: 6.5/10

Best line: "Yeoouch! I don't think much of the suspension on this thing!"

Nipper

Another new strip from Scorcher, and another one I have fond memories of. Like all the previous stories, this is a gentle introduction to the character Nipper and some of his supporting cast members. 

A bus ride to a testimonial game gives Nipper's teammates a chance to fill us in on what a good player Nipper is as well as introducing themselves. We meet Barry Day, as well as Nipper's skipper Len Duggan en route to the match where sixty thousand fans are waiting.

Nipper plays for Blackport Rovers, but the testimonial is for Jimmy Meadows of Fenchurch United. After twenty years of playing for the club, he is now heading off to retirement, leaving Fenchurch in need of a replacement. 

The match goes well and is a real contest as Jimmy Meadows gives his all against Nipper and his team. In the second half Nipper shows us some of his class, with a perfect pass splitting the defence, before he finishes the move with a diving header to score. 

The final whistle sees Jimmy Meadows raised onto the shoulders of his teammates and everyone seems happy, That is except for the scheming manager of Fenchurch United who is eyeing up Nipper as a potential replacement for Jimmy Meadows. With a determined look on his face, he is preparing to make Blackport Rovers an offer they can't refuse. 

I don't always like Nipper, sometimes he comes across as a little whiny, but this is a good introduction to him, and we meet him on one of his better days. The first third of the story was mundane, and after learning the player's names things improved considerably once we got to the game. A small man with a killer pass to split the defence, I was immediately put in mind of Messi, albeit without Nipper's fiery temperament. I'm not sure that having a storyline about Nipper being pursued by a rival club is the best introduction to the character, I would have liked to have seen something much more football focussed, but there will be plenty of time for that as Nipper will be with us for quite a few years now. This is not the best version of Nipper yet, that's still to come, but this is a solid introduction to a future mainstay of the comic. 

Rating: 7/10

Best line: "Nipper Lawrence - superstar - how many goals have you scored so far?"

   

Tallon Of The Track

A fiery start to this week's strip with Jo showing us the skill and bravery on a bike. Jumping through a hoop of fire, she takes another jump off a ramp and through a canvas tunnel, before safely landing on the other side.

Watching on is an impressed Dave Trent and fellow teammate Sam Guthrie. They would like to try this stunt for themselves, but Jo is adamant that no one else is to try, she needs all her riders ready for the last race meeting of the season. 

Jo is called away by Basil Oldfield, a prominent member of the board, and told that they have been offered an all-expenses paid tour of Australia. Jo is excited by the proposition, but when she and Basil step back out to the track they find Dave Trent and Sam Guthrie about to attempt the stunt she warned them about. 

Jo and Basil can only watch on helplessly as Dave crashes after jumping through the flames before Sam Guthrie follows right behind him. 

Things don't look good for this Australian tour already, and Jo is going to have to stamp her authority on the team in the next few weeks. It will be a good demonstration of her character and almost feel sorry for Dave in light of what will be coming next.  There seems to be a spectacular crash every few weeks in Tallon of The Track, and here we have got it out of the way early in the story. I'm guessing we might see Jo racing as part of the team, and that would certainly be a good storyline to showcase her ability. With the artwork lifting the storyline above all expectations, this is the strongest story this week, and in such good company with the incoming stories that is high praise. 

Rating: 8/10

Best line: "Sock me with a six-inch spanner - she's done it!" 

Skid Solo

Once again Sandy is tinkering with the cars, and although the season is over he's still not satisfied with the vehicles. This time it's the suspension he's not happy with, although with an off-season race the following day he only has time to change one car. 

It's Skid's car that gets the treatment and at the Invitational 200 it will get a real workout. Early on it seems like not much has changed, and it is Sparrow Smith who is in the lead. As we come into the final lap, Skid is four seconds behind. It is now he decides to push his car to the limit and with Sandy's new suspension he makes up those four seconds. With half a lap left he overtakes Sparrow's car.

It is now that Sparrow has some bad luck as his suspension fails and he finishes second behind Skid with his car showering sparks as his engine scraps the ground. Expecting the worst from Sandy for all the extra work now required, Sparrow apologises. It is a wasted apology, Sandy is overjoyed that his new suspension worked so well for Skid and he can't wait to get to work on Sparrow's car. 

A typical off-season storyline for Skid Solo. The race had nothing riding on it, and the was no real drama to the proceedings. Once again I felt sorry for Sandy as he pulled another long shift fixing Skid's car, but it seems that this is when he is at his happiest. It may not have been a Grand Prix race, but it was great to see Skid and Sparrow in their cars racing around the track. I wasn't heavily invested in it, but I enjoyed it well enough, and any story that features Sandy brings a smile to my face. 

Rating: 7.5/10

Best line: "Last lap...and Sparrow's four seconds ahead! Now let's really test this crate!"

Billy's Boots

The third story to join us from the pages of Scorcher, and it is another one that will become a mainstay of Tiger in the coming years. Billy Dane and his ancient football boots that give him the ability to play in the style of old-time football star "Dead Shot' Keen. 

We meet Billy as he arrives at a charity football match where he has been invited to play for the charity team against a Police team. At first, he is refused admittance, but the policeman who invited him turns up at just the right moment to grant him access.  

In the changing room it becomes obvious that Billy is an outsider, and he overhears the Policeman telling some other players that Billy won't be much use and he promised him a game so he can come on in the second half when one of the actors has to leave early.

Both teams are good and Billy is feeling out of his depth, especially once the ball comes his way when he's sitting on the sideline and he miskicks it back down the field. 

The second half sees Billy come on, and he's told to keep out of the way on the wing. He does what he's told, receiving the ball early on while he is on the wing and quickly kicking it back towards the captain as instructed. That's not the end of the play though, and Billy feels the boots are forcing him to run faster and towards a central position. Before he knows it he's on the edge of the box and frantically calling for a pass. 

Will he get the pass is hardly the cliffhanger I expected to end the story with, but I am intrigued to see what happens next. This is a good taster of a Billy's Boots story, Billy playing for a team as an outsider and the boots forcing him to play better than he really is. Of course, the other central trope of a Billy's Boots story is Billy losing the boots just before a big match. We don't have that here, but it is only a matter of time in the coming months before we will. I'm not sure I will enjoy these Billy's Boots stories as much as I did when I was younger, but I'm hopeful in these early stages and I guess only time will tell.

Rating: 5/10

Best line: "You're taking a chance aren't you, Bob? The kid's not big enough to play against you chaps!" 

Martin's Marvellous Mini

The great London to Sydney race has finished and Martin and Tiny are in Australia contemplating their next move. 

Needing money fast, they enter George in a banger race, with a first prize of $75 on offer. Although they are the smallest car in the field, they acquit themselves well, and after some spectacular driving by Martin, they win the race and the much-needed money. 

With the cash in hand they leave the stadium, still considering their next move but now with the ability to give George an overall, and buy lots of spares. 

This was a one-shot storyline, and we are still where we started with Tiny and Martin in Australia and wondering how to get home. It felt like a filler, and apart from getting them some cash, it didn't set up any potential future for the team. After seeing Martin's Marvellous Mini in colour for the past year, it was somewhat of a shock to see it in black and white, and that did take some of the gloss off the story for me. The most pleasing part of the story was the racing on the track, and I would have loved to have seen that in full colour. There is the promise of colour in the coming weeks, so this is a temporary situation, and I for one can't wait to see another colourful and bold adventure unfold next month. 

Rating: 5.5/10

Best line: "The pommy driver's got a bit of know-how! Those big fellers aren't getting it all their own way!"  

Issue final ratings:

Overall: 6.5/10

Best Story: Tallon Of The Track 

Best Line: "I don't mean to run...not as fast as this! It's Dead-shot's boots! They seem to be making me get in position..."

Best Panel:

Roy's Sports Quiz:

Tiger 5th October 1974

This issue of Tiger (5th October 1974) contains some big news that colours the entire issue. Next week (12th October 1974) Tiger will team up with Scorcher, bringing on board some of my favourite stories and characters from the 1970s and 1980s. Before we can welcome these new strips we must first say goodbye to some of the characters we have come to know so well over the last year. This is the end of the road for The Tigers, Football Family Robinson, and A Horse Called Ugly. I will do a follow-up post to say goodbye to these standards, but on a positive note next week we will welcome three new strips, Hotshot Hamish (my namesake and firm favourite going forward), Nipper, and Billy's Boots. All these will become mainstays in the coming years and I look forward to their arrival with some excitement. Next week's comic will start from a clean slate, so not only do we say goodbye to three strips, but every story wraps up this week, ready for a new beginning in every story in the next issue. Some stories are rushed to an unnatural conclusion, while for others it feels fitting to end where they are now. Lots to look forward to in the next few weeks, but in the meantime let's look at how each of the stories conclude this week.    

Tiger 

5th October 1974

Skid Solo

And they're off! Final race of the season and we have the excited race announcer getting the race underway. With the field racing directly towards us off the page, it doesn't get any better than this. I'm tempted to give it a ten right from the start, but we must turn the page to see what eventuates. 

By the end of lap one Skid has taken the lead with Sparrow right behind him. They stay like this for lap after lap, both pushing each other as hard as they can with the lap record being broken several times. 

There is another battle going on, the battle for third and fourth, where Jean Corbonne and Mike Elton are scrapping for position. Corbonne pushes a little too hard and crashes off the track whereupon his car bursts into flame. 

Skid is first onto the scene as he comes to the same corner. Without hesitation, he stops his car and runs to pull Corbonne from the flames. With flames licking up around them he drags Corbonne from the car and to safety, earning the respect of the firefighters who have now arrived. 

With Skid now out of the race, it is Sparrow Smith who takes the checkered flag and the World Championship. It is Skid who earns the bigger honour though as we see in later panels he has been awarded an O.B.E. for his rescue of Corbonne. Skid and his team have exchanged their racing gear for formal attire and are all at Buckingham Palace for the award.

A fine way to wrap up this story, and the season. Like Sparrow Smith in the final panel, I wonder what next season will bring and it is hard to imagine it could live up to this issue. I remember this story well from when I was a child. I'm too young to have brought this comic new, but I was given it by an older relative and I was impressed at the time by Skid's bravery and the overall feel of the story.  The story did live up to those memories and to the excitement of the first page. Not every story is afforded a stirring finish such as this, and it feels like the first time in quite a while that any Tiger story has finished so strongly. Not only the best strip in this week's comic but also one of the best in Tiger's run so far, this is memorable for all the right reasons. 

Rating: 10/10

Best line: "These flame-proof overalls are good, but it's getting too warm! Heck, come on, Corbonne...come out!"

The Tigers

The Tigers has just as much action as Skid Solo, yet it doesn't feel as important at any stage of the story. We are still at the fell racing contest, with Chunky Clark and Burton neck and neck as they race downhill towards the finish. 

It goes as you might expect. Burton throws an obstacle in front of Chunky, only for Chunky's luck to take a hand. In this case, it is a log that Burton pushes in front of Chunky, and instead of tripping over it, Chunky ends up riding it as it rolls down the hill. It's enough to get Chunky in the lead, and even better, as he jumps off the log it bowls over Burton. 

There is one final burst of excitement over the page as Chunky accidentally kicks a hornet's nest. With a trail of furious hornets after him, Chunky makes it to the finish line in double quick time, giving him and the Tigers the victory. 

Burton sums it up nicely in the final panel - only luck can beat Chunky Clark, and he always has that on his side. I often tire of Chunky's luck, and in this week's strip that was all there was - just his luck alone. There was very little interaction with the other competitors and the story focused solely on Chunky. Although it had moments that made me smile, the strip never became fully humourous, and overall felt like a gentle trundle to the finish rather than a dynamic sprint. An average way for the strip to end, but it does fit with my overall perception of the story - a humourous facade but in the background, not much of substance happens.  

Rating: 5/10

Best line: "It's the return run - and there's only Burton ahead. Flaming fig-pips, I'm running a blinder. 'Course, I was sort of running blind when I got caught in the mist!" 

Martin's Marvellous Mini

We are rapidly heading towards the conclusion of the great London to Sydney race and there is still a twist in the tale for Martin and Tiny. They aren't in immediate peril, and instead, it is the Carton team of Grimble and Perch that faces an oncoming stampede while Martin and Tiny watch on. 

They don't watch on for long and rush to the aid of the two hapless drivers, loading Grimble and Perch into their own vehicle after the Carlton team car is caught in the cattle stampede. Clear of the stampede they encounter the angry owner of the Carlton team, who in his anger accidentally reveals that he was behind the stampede with the intention of slowing Tiny and Martin. This earns him a well-deserved punch to the jaw by his own driver Grimble.

With this drama firmly behind them, the two pals continue their journey across the breadth of Australia. It looks like plain sailing but on the outskirts of Sydney disaster strikes as George's engine gives out. It's hands-on as they do their best to push George to the finish. Unfortunately, the finish line appears in sight just as the Renworks car appears, and the two friends get nothing for their efforts. 

This is where we leave the story this week, with the despondent pair grumbling about their rotten luck. I'm not grumbling though, this has been an exciting story for the last few months as they have raced across the globe, and to come as close as they did after all they faced is a great result. A good decision by the writer, letting them win this race was the obvious result, and having them pipped at the post was realistic and true to their adventures this far. It was also pleasing to see Mr Carlton take a punch to the jaw, a blow I would have quite liked to have delivered myself. He has been a fantastic villain throughout, and to see his own team turn on him was rewarding. As second-string villains, the bumbling Grimble and Perch have brought a touch of humour to the strip and lightened up some of the more dramatic moments. I have nothing but positive thoughts as I reflect on the last couple of months of this story. We have seen some interesting locations, leading to some stunning art, and seen the team pitched into some unusual situations. Here's hoping the next adventure will deliver plenty more of the same. 

Rating: 8/10

Best line: "One minute...just one rotten minute and we'd won! Next time, if we can get George repaired properly, we'll have to try even harder!" 

Johnny Cougar and Splash Gorton

Johnny Cougar is still fighting the odds, and the hired henchmen of a promotor trying to put together an international circus of wrestling stars, as we begin this week's strip.  

A double-flying dropkick puts paid to two of the thugs before a quick toss to another leaves Johnny and Splash with the upper hand. The final two crooks are dealt a punch and a karate chop before the boss of them all pulls a pistol on Johnny. 

This only serves to anger the matman, and the gun is kicked from the promoter's hand in short order. This is the end of the fight, and the story, as Johnny hangs the man on a coat hook before walking off to seek his next adventure.

Not much in terms of story here, it was all about the fight and wrapping up the story of the last three weeks. We don't even learn the name of the promoter it is all dealt with so swiftly. I enjoyed seeing the fight, but with no real story behind it, I couldn't help but feel it was all rather meaningless. Like some of the other stories this week, it is all wrapped up very quickly in anticipation of starting afresh next week (more on that later). I like Johnny Cougar a lot, especially the artwork, but this week it never got out of first gear and all I can do is hope that a reset next week will get it back to its previous high standards. 

Rating: 6/10

Best line: "Maybe not so mean without gun!"   

Roy Of The Rovers

Another case of a story coming to a close, with the saga of the goalkeepers about to be resolved. 

After taking a heavy blow from Roy, with no ill effects, Tubby Morton's confidence is seemingly restored as a cross comes in from their Dutch opposition. Tubby is equal to the moment, and jumping into the action he punches the ball clear.

With a solid goalkeeper now behind them, Melchester Rovers rally and a strong kick from Tubby late in the second half gives them the half chance they need. With Roy on the scene with a diving header, the Rovers take a one-nil lead. This turns out to be the final score, with Rovers missing a chance right on full-time, and they leave the field taking a slender one goal lead into the away leg.

Off the field, Roy's other goal-keeping problem is just about at boiling point. Charlie Carter is on the cusp of signing a record deal with his slimy manager Larry Sharp, but Roy's background connections pay off just in time. 

Marty Miller, a famous performer and good friend of Roy's through his charity connections,  arrives as Charlie is about to sign. Marty informs Charlie of some of the fish hooks in his contract that Charlie has overlooked, and this results in a displeased Charlie not only refusing to sign the contract but also throwing Larry Sharpe fully clothed into the baths.

Charlie's future at the club is assured, and the story rounds off with Tubby and Charlie shaking hands and promising each other that they will both compete hard for the goalkeeping spot. 

Like the other stories in the issue, this one is wrapping up one story arch so we can embark on a new journey next week. Unlike the Johnny Cougar story earlier in the comic, this was well-paced and felt like it would have come to a close at this point anyway. The artwork on the final page was the highlight for me, and seeing Charlie Carter and Tubby Morton in the same strip was a treat. Now the goalkeeper issue is resolved, we can look forward to the return leg against Zeeden, and I can only assume this will be the main storyline for the next few weeks. With the thought of more onfield action on the horizon, I leave this week's strip with positive thoughts for what may come next. 

Rating: 7.5/10

Best line: "In that case, old son, I'll leave you to it! You won't need me to cover you anymore..!"

Football Family Robinson

The final week of the pagan head saga, and I can't begin to express how happy I will be to see the back of the story. With Viv's boyfriend, Kevin, about to throw it from a helicopter it looks like it will finally be good riddance to the head. 

Little known to Kevin is that now the family need it back as they have found it is not an ancient pagan god, but rather a childhood project of their bank manager who would like to be reunited with it. Viv and Grandpa make haste to the reservoir where Kevin intends to throw the head to a watery grave. Kevin sees them from the helicopter as they begin to paddle a boat out to catch his attention and stop him, but their efforts only result in Kevin dropping the head early and sending it crashing through their boat. 

Luckily they are still in shallow water, and even luckier is when Grandpa retrieves the head from these shallows. Mission accomplished they rush back to the ground where they are able to present it to the bank manager as the game finishes. With the bank manager happy, they are guaranteed the loan he promised and we finish the strip with many happy faces and the promise of happily ever after. 

Ignoring the silliness of this whole storyline, I quite enjoyed this instalment. Viv and Grandpa were ineffectual yet enjoyable to read on the page. Most of the family took a backseat this week, and it was Viv and Grandpa who held centre stage in the final moments of this story. Although this story has been a letdown for me throughout, I still have a soft spot for Football Family Robinson. They deserve a better send-off than what they get here.  I'll be sad to say goodbye to the family but will shed not a single tear for this pagan head saga.  

Rating: 5/10

Best line: "Ooops! I promised to drop it in the deepest part. I've let it go too soon"

Tallon Of The Track

New rider and pop sensation, Sven Jannson, has been dragged into a store room by an unknown attacker while out on the track the Ospreys are neck and neck with the Latchford Lions in their latest heat. 

With the team in trouble, Jo tracks down Sven based on some suspicious noises heard from the storeroom by a track official. Bursting in, Jo saves Sven from his captors, who also happen to be members of his fan club. 

The upshot of it all is that his own fan club are trying to stop his track career, for fear of him leaving the music world. Jo assures them that Sven intends to do both, and is not choosing one over the other. To make amends she asks that Sven play a free concert after the race, letting his fans know that he will be both racing and singing in future. 

It all comes together in the final panels as Sven wins the race that sees Ospreys triumph in the track meet, and then plays to a small crowd of adoring fans. 

A rather light ending to a story that contained a kidnapping. There were previously some strong issues here, but the ending felt rushed. After seeing Sven kidnapped one would have normally assumed at least two or three more issues to resolve this, yet in this case it is solved almost as soon as it happened. It is another case of clearing the decks so the story can start afresh next week. Likable as always, but nothing here feels essential and once again I look forward to hitting the reset button and seeing what comes next week. 

Rating: 6/10

Best line: "Stand back! T-take one more step, and I'll bash Sven!"   

Issue final ratings:

Overall: 7/10

Best Story: Skid Solo 

Best Line: "He's unconscious! I've got to get him out...before the whole lot goes up with a bang!"

Best Panel:

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Tiger 28th September 1974

Although there is no Tiger character on the cover of 28th September 1974, it is still an eye-catching opening to the Roy Of The Rovers story within. With a Zeeden player running at full stretch, one wonders what will happen over the page, a mystery that can only be solved by turning the page. So, I'm going to do it, I'm turning the page and going in. 

Tiger 

28th September 1974

Roy Of The Rovers

Melchester Rovers are up against Dutch team Zeeden, a team that has adopted the total football style of the great Dutch teams of the 1970s. With Tubby still showing signs of having lost his nerve, it's not just Roy who is concerned, but the whole Rovers management team watching on the sideline. 

Zeeden attacks strongly, and a long-range strike with plenty of swerve on it has Roy worried. He is right to be worried as Tubby only makes a half-hearted dive to save the shot and it is only a goal-line clearance by Roy himself that saves the day. 

With Tubby frightened to dive on his right knee, the Zeeden team senses weakness and launches attack after attack. As halftime is called, Tony Storme is prepared to pull Tubby from the match but Roy has another idea, one that could save the match and Tubby's career, 

As the second half gets underway, the Dutch team attacks again and once again it is up to Roy to save the day with a great tackle. There's more to this tackle than meets the eye, and as Roy follows through he crashes full speed into Tubby Morton, leaving them both sprawled on the ground. 

Tubby's first impulse is to scream "My leg, my leg" but Roy chastises him and points out that he is perfectly fine, and his body can easily take such a knock. This revelation is timely, and Tubby is back on his feet as the ball comes across from a quick throw as Roy urges him to prove the old Tubby Morton is back in business. 

An excellent instalment, and perhaps the best we have seen from this storyline. Where previously the story has meandered, here it is sharp and to the point, and moved rapidly forward. We aren't out of the woods yet, it remains to see if Roy's approach with Tubby has worked, but as a longtime reader, I am confident that this story is nearing an end. I am again impressed with Roy's fitness levels, last week he played in goal, and this week he was twice fast enough to get back and cover the goal, truly a man for every part of the field. It looks like Tubby Morton is back on track, now all that remains is for Charlie Carter to sort his part of the story out. 

Rating: 8.5/10

Best line: "Your leg is perfectly alright you silly great noodle..." 

Johnny Cougar with Splash Gorton 

After an attempted kidnapping last week, Johnny Cougar and his pal Splash Gorton are now sunning themselves at an unnamed British seaside resort. All seems well as the deck chair attendant approaches but this takes a turn as he points a pistol in his pocket at them and tells them to do exactly what he says. 

Dressing quickly, Johnny and Splash are hustled into the same car we saw last week and whisked away. A luxury hotel is their destination, and there they meet the man behind all this thuggery. 

Only referred to as the boss, he outlines his plan of creating a wrestling circus to tour the world. Featuring all the world's top matmen, he plans to start with the great Johnny Cougar. There are promises of fame and fortune, but Johnny isn't having a bar of it and he turns nasty - swiping the contracts from the boss's hands. 

He may be outnumbered four to one, but Johnny is up for a fight. Cracking some heads together he looks to have gained the upper hand, but the strip closes out with the boss telling Johnny that nobody crosses him, and calls for his men to finish Johnny. 

Just as strong as the Roy Of The Rovers story that preceded it, this story went up several notches from last week. Being forced into the car at gunpoint was a replay from last week, but this time the story moved on with Johnny meeting the man behind it all. It makes me wonder if last week was a false start, and if this week could have just as easily occurred earlier. We had Johnny fighting the thugs, but as we ended he still faced trouble and the story moves quickly into next week's episode.  There is intrigue with the boss behind it still unnamed (Vince McMahon?) although we know what he looks like and have a good idea of his character. And of course, I have to once again mention the highlight of the strip, seeing my Mums old car from the 1970s!

Rating: 8.5/10

Best line: "Cougar not act like squaw...Cougar Seminole...take orders from no-one!"

Martin's Marvellous Mini

We are in Rangoon as Mister Cartlon and a crowd of hundreds expectantly wait for the leading cars of the London to Sydney race. All expect to see a Carlton car arrive first, but it is instead Tiny and Martin who come down the street to great fanfare. 

With an hour lead over the Carlton team, Tiny and Martin are in a strong position as the cars are shipping towards Australia. There is skullduggery afoot though, and the two Carlton drivers, Grimble and Perch, head below decks with spanners in hand and ill intent in their hearts. They are quickly foiled, a surprise planted by Tiny and Martin scares them off and they are sternly warned by our two heroes to stay well clear of their car. 

Mister Cartlon is furious at the inadequacies of his men and vows to deal with the problem himself, booking a flight to Australia at once. There he enlists the help of a cattle herder in the outback who promises to stampede the cattle right into the boys when he sees them. There is just one small snag in his plan - the Carlton car has overtaken George, and it is now his own team that is speeding towards the cattle stampede. 

I was never fussed by the South East Asian portion of this race, and I feel the story is on firmer ground with the reappearance of Gimble and Perch, and their arrival in Australia. With the teams in Australia, the end can't be too far away, but there is still plenty of enjoyment to be had from the story. Mister Carlton is always a worthy villain, and seeing him watching the approaching cars with his binoculars was a treat, as was seeing his livid expression as George crossed the line first in Rangoon. Not much racing this week, but still visually stimulating as we speed towards the conclusion of the London to Sydney race. 

Rating: 7/10

Best line: "Bah! Those drivers of mine are useless! They say they can't wreck Martin's mini! Get me a seat on a place to Australia...I'll do the job myself!" 

The Tigers 

The Tigers are competing in a fell running contest, although the word 'competing' may be overselling it - Chunky is dead last by a long way. 

Burton intends on keeping it that way and instructs the rest of his team to move the stepping stones used to cross a river before Chunky can get there. But with his usual luck, Chunky stumbles across them (literally) and makes it to the other side with not a single wet foot.

This luck continues as Chunky is pursued by Burton's two pals, and all three of them head up the mountain via a different route than the rest of the teams. There is another incident which sees Chunky jump a ditch while Burton's pals fall into it, but things take a turn as clouds and mist begin to roll in.

This changes the complexion of the race, and the teams now need to use maps and compasses to find their way. This is beyond Chunky, who decides that he will just follow his nose instead. This pays off for him, and while Burton is the first to read the top of Wolf Peak, Chunky is only a minute behind him.

A little bland, this week's issue didn't lean into the humour as strongly as it normally does, nor did it crank up the drama. I would have gladly taken either. I felt no ill will towards the story, but it failed to give me anything to sink my teeth into and slid by all too easily. I think next week may well be the same, but I can only hope for something substantial from a story that all too often isn't. 

Rating: 5/10

Best line: "The best way to get across is to look straight ahead...or is that for tight-robe walking..?" 

Skid Solo

We have reached the last Grand Prix of the 1974 racing season, a season that has gone by all too fast. It seems like only yesterday Skid was in Australia trialling a new car, and now here we are with the top four drivers all within eight points of each other and only the US Grand Prix left. 

That race won't be seen until next week, this week is all about setting the scene. We see Skid arriving in New York and the crowd of photographers there for all the drivers. It's a little overwhelming for some of the newer drivers, and Skid explains that it only gets worse once you become world champ - there are dinners, meetings, functions, and having to make speeches. 

At the track, all four drivers are putting in fast times, but Sparrow Smith can't help but think about what Skid said and the possibility that he'll have to make speeches if he wins. This prays on his mind, and even once the race practice is over he is still dwelling on it. 

That night he is unable to sleep and heads down to the lobby. There he is surprised to see Skid, Jean Corbonne and Mike Elton all still up. It seems that he's not the only one nervous about the race tomorrow.

No racing, no drama, and not a lot happening, and yet I liked all of it. It was a very pleasant way to set out the feelings behind the scenes. The best part of the story was Sparrow Smith fretting about having to make speeches, we had some humourous panels of his dreams of such situations, and they were key to this soft story. It is all on the line for next week, and this was a chance for us to draw a collective breath before the high-stakes drama of the final race of the season next week,. 

Rating:  6/10

Best line:  "Och, it's a marvellous wee city! No' as good as Glasgow, mind ye... but no' so bad..." 

Football Family Robinson.

I hope this is the end of the pagan head, I really do. We begin well enough, with the team grabbing a steam roller and driving over the head, but all it succeeds in doing is breaking up the car park, and breaking a gas main, which leads to an explosion that destroys the steam roller, but not the pagan head. 

Always on the lookout for a good story, Viv's journalist boyfriend Kevin writes about the head in the local newspaper. He also offers the family a way to get rid of it once and for all. On Saturday he will be in a helicopter taking aerial photos of Thatchem and will drop it into Thatchem reservoir for them. 

With this trouble looking like it will soon be behind them, Fred and Ma head off to see the bank manager. With a big building contract on the horizon, they'll need a big loan to match and are keen to make a good impression. The meeting goes well, with the manager promising the money, and a grateful Fred offers him complimentary tickets for Saturday's game. 

Both strands of the story come together for the final part of this week's strip. The bank manager arrives at the game and happens to see the local paper with the article about the head. He recognises it at once and rushes to speak to the family. Bursting into the room he tells them that he made the head himself, it's not an ancient relic at all, but rather something he made when he was a lad.

While the family are relieved to know that their bad luck hasn't been from an ancient evil god, they face a new problem. The bank manager wants to be reunited with the head, but at that very moment, it is in the helicopter overhead and on its way to being dropped into Thatchem reservoir. 

I saw none of this coming, and I'm pleased about that. It's a great swerve from the story, and much more in line with what I would expect. The expressions on the faces are again key to the story and we have several notable panels here in that regard. The face of the bank manager bursting in, with the newspaper in hand, sells his excitement at the discovery of his head, while just a few panels on we have the very intense face of Fred showing us that it's all still on the line. A timely return to form, I shall wait expectantly all week for the next issue. 

Rating: 8/10

Best line: "You mean to say that old sour-chops wasn't an ancient evil god, after all, and that we were just fooling ourselves when we thought he was bringing us bad luck? 

Tallon Of The Track

Young Sven has failed to live up to expectations so far at this race meeting, but after showing Jo the threatening note he has received one can understand why. It threatens big trouble if he takes speedway seriously, but Jo is having none of it. She tells Sven that she will contact the stadium security officer, and he has nothing to worry about. 

On the track the racing is close. After nine heats, the Ospreys hold a slender lead over the Lions, twenty-three points to twenty-one. Heat ten will be crucial, and riding for the Ospreys is Sven and Dave Trent. With his mind free from worry, Sven finally delivers, and a one-two finish for the Ospreys puts them in a commanding position with only three heats to go. 

Sven is relaxed as he goes to freshen up in the changing rooms, but a voice calls to him from a store room. Looking back, a hand snatches him and he is pulled into the darkened room, setting us up nicely for next week. 

This a strong issue, with the on-track drama taking priority over the problems of Sven. Sure, it was these Sven problems that bookended the racing, but without the strong race action in between it would amount to nothing. I enjoyed the balance of the story, with Jo, Dave and Sven all getting their share of page time, and an equally fine balance of time on track and time dedicated to Sven. This story is still improving each week, and next week we should be back to something all too familiar, people being kidnapped on the pages of Tallon Of The Track, something we have seen at least three times as far as I can recall. 

Rating: 8/10

Best line: "Look at that kid go! He's opened up a ten-yard gap and is still pulling away!"

Issue final ratings:

Overall: 7/10

Best Story: Johnny Cougar 

Best Line: "I--I sort of hope I don't win! I belong behind the wheel...not at some dinner, making a speech!"

Best Panel: 

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