Oh boy, what a cover. I don't how the rest of the issue could live up to this cover, but I know right away that this will be the best panel in the issue. Skip to the end to see what I mean, and while you do that I'll carry on reading the rest of the issue.
Tiger
22nd December 1973
Johnny Cougar with Splash Gorton
The front cover says it all, Splash is in peril and firmly in the clutches of a horrific-looking octopus. It's going to take a lot to see him get out of this one, but first, we have to wait for Johnny to discover what's wrong. The penguin can sense something is wrong, and once Johnny sends it down below it returns soon enough with a warning. From here the story reaches its climax as Johnny plunges overboard, and engages the octopus in a battle of strength. Johnny beats it in this struggle, but Splash is left without an air-line as the story concludes. It's all breathless action on this final page, and I pore over every panel, every line part of the unmissable action as the story and artwork come together in a heady brew. This is the Johnny Cougar I signed up for, and here it delivers in spades. It may not be wrestling action, but it is the next best thing, and I can't get enough. Two pages are all too short, so it is to next week I look for more of the same, please.
Rating: 8/10
Best Line: "By the spirits! Many-armed monster has Splash in its power! "
Roy Of The Rovers
Roy's battle with Len Farmer continues this week, with Len getting the better of him at every turn. With Roy conceding a goal, he is eventually pulled off with twenty minutes to go. Once he's off the pitch, Len Farmer looks like any other player and Melchester Rovers manages to score a goal and salvage a point. I didn't enjoy last week's issue with this storyline and this week was more of the same. I think things may continue like this as long as this storyline continues, so I don't have high hopes for next week's issue. As much as I love Roy, and his Rovers, this story isn't for me, and already my mind is drifting off into the future.
Rating: 4.5/10
Best Line: "Tony Storme's had enough! He's pulling Roy off, and sending on a sub!"
Martin's Marvellous Mini
We left the boys in the midst of a nasty flood last week, but the drama of that is quickly washed away in the first panel as they drive straight through it. This proves to be a winning move, and our heroes find themselves in the lead of the rally after only getting ten penalty points for the stage. Things are looking up for them as they then give a good performance in the time trial. The only downside to all this is they have expensive accommodation, something they set out to fix in the last part of the story as they seek cheaper accommodation. The most dramatic part of this week's story is the final panel, as a cliff begins to crumble with George on the edge of the precipice. While it's not the most dramatic of stories this week, it has plenty of elements that appeal to me. With some good rally action, we see George put through his paces, and we see the friendship that exists between Martin and Tiny. It's all very feel-good, with just enough drama to keep the pages turning. It's more like a nice cup of tea, rather than a stiff whisky, but it suits my mood perfectly and I rate it more highly than perhaps a comic aficionado would.
Rating: 7.5/10
Best line: "First? Then coming through the flood-water paid off!"
A Horse Called Ugly
A few weeks ago we saw Skid Solo do battle with some wild-looking bandits and this week we see Joe and Ugly facing a similarly motley crew. I do love a good bandit storyline, and this one is par for the course. With Joe taken hostage by some South American bandits, Ugly isn't present for much of the story. Left on the train, it isn't until later in the story that he breaks free and runs wild. The action between Joe and the bandits is great, and there are some wonderful faces in the panels, the artwork, although heavy in places, still captures the wildness of these men. It would be easy to dismiss this as a cliched riddled plot, but the inner child in me laps it all up. Short on horse action but still highly enjoyable with any panel that features the bandits. It is hard to believe that just a couple of weeks ago this story was all about show jumping, and now we are deep into a completely different genre. Just another thing to love about Tiger comic.
Rating: 7/10
Best line: "You hear that? That crazy Gringo called me ugly! Hold me back before I make him into little pieces!"
Football Family Robinson
Viv is in the very first panel, so you know I'm already enthused about this week's issue. When a letter arrives from downunder, the family is excited by the imminent arrival of another Robinson family member, Digger Robinson, from Australia. According to the letter, he is also a footballer, a goalkeeper no less, which is just as well as in the very next game Crash is injured in goal. Phew, the Family sure is lucky sometimes. The arrival of Digger reveals him to be every inch the cliched Aussie at the time, with his lemon squeezer hat and "Starve the crows!" While I enjoyed the clichés in the previous Horse Called Ugly story, I am not so enamored with the Aussie stereotypes in The Football Family Robinson. The name Digger, his first words "Starve the crows", it's all too much for me. Unfortunately, I know that Tiger comic will draw from this well time and time again, and this will not be the only time that a fair dinkim Aussie character will grate me. Still, asides from this, the story is fine enough. It sticks safely to the middle ground, and I live in hope that the story will accelerate into something exciting in the next few issues.
Rating: 5/10
Best line: "Starve the crows! It's great to see ya Ma!"
Skid Solo
Good to see Skid Solo back to racing this week, as he takes part in the annual December Dice sports car race. Although not the greatest Skid Solo story I've ever read, I find it interesting enough with the brusque Skid crossing paths with a pushy journalist. Once again, it is this friction between Skid and an outsider that drives the story and props up the racing action. When a journalist insists that Skid give him a story, Skid quickly brushes him off. However, he is not so easily dismissed and stows away in Skid's car, setting up the action on the track as Skid gives the stowaway the ride of his life. I do like seeing the arrogant journalist get his comeuppance, and every panel where he faces Skid directly is well worth seeing for his changing expression. I do wonder if the writers are laughing at themselves, making fun of a writer who can't handle the pace as Skid makes some cutting comments, and the overall feel is fun rather than nasty. Still not yet to the level of the Grand Prix action, but close enough for me to greatly enjoy it and rate it above average.
Rating: 6.5/10
Best line: "You're not enjoying it are you? You writers ought to stick to driving your typewriters!"
Tallon Of The Track
The two most dramatic stories this week are Johnny Cougar and Tallon Of The Track. We left Jo Tallon last week halfway across a ravine on a highwire, while further danger approached in the form of armed crooks in a helicopter. There is a lot to like in this story, with the art and story making for a compelling read throughout. We see Jo avoiding being shot, only to fall from her bike and manage to desperately grasp the wire. I am pleased to say that the drama doesn't end there, and in an unexpected move Dave shoots the helicopter out of the sky with a flaregun. It feels very grown up, and I would be happy to watch this scene unfold in any movie. In retrospect, it does seem pretty drastic for Dave to shoot the helicopter down, although we have seen something similar happen in Martin's Marvellous Mini just a couple of months ago. Despite Dave's recklessness, the villains survive, only to face the wrath of Jo who has scrambled to safety. This story still has plenty of legs as the thugs reveal that the third member of their party is on the way to Jo's abandoned airfield to find the hidden store of gold. With breathless action and an impressive helicopter crash, this is a high-octane story as we approach the end of the issue.
Best line: "T-the cable! I've g-got to make a grab for it!"
Rating: 7/10
The Tigers
Tigers ended last week with a fantastically atmospheric panel of our pals creeping through the grounds of Gravestone Manor. This week we pick right up from where we left off as they explore the manor, looking for the Gargoyle. This takes most of the first page, and it doesn't feel like much is happening for most of it as they bumble around. I start reading faster on the second page as Burton and his chums enter the story, intent on scaring Chunky and his friends. Covering themselves with sheets, they pass themselves off as ghosts, only for a real ghost to appear in the final panel. Now, I'm not one for the supernatural, so as fun as this has been I can't find it in my heart to enjoy the outcome. A solid enough issue, but that last panel just leaves me cold.
Rating: 6/10
Best line: "Now we've only to find the gargoyle and photograph it. I'll go first...I'm not as clumsy as you two!"
Issue final ratings:
Overall: 7/10
Best Story: Johnny Cougar with Splash Gorton
Best Line: "I'm doing twenty-five miles an hour! This is crazy!"
Best Panel: