There was no blog post last week. Somebody decided to go to the local pub for the Hazy Beer Festival. Somebody decided to try as many as they could. Somebody then stopped on the way home to buy more, and then the following day somebody was sick in bed all day with a hangover. That somebody is very sorry, and I promise I won't do it again, although to be honest, it was all worth it. Here's this week's blog post, written with a fresh mind, and fuelled by nothing more than a nice cup of tea and a slice of toast.
20th December 1975
Skid Solo
Skid Solo is the cover star of this week's issue, preparing to race a vintage car against a young man who needed to be taught a lesson.
As Skid tells his co-driver Sandy to be ready for anything, the story flashes back and we learn how Skid came to be in this situation.
Two days earlier at a racing drivers' dinner, Gerald De Harcourt had boasted that while Skid was fast in a modern Grand Prix car, he wouldn't be able to beat Harcourt in a race between two old Valderlanes. Skid accepted the challenge and with a thousand pounds to go to a charity of the victor's choosing the race is set.
The race is full of dirty tricks by Harcourt, but after resorting to some dirty tactics himself, Skid is victorious.
The story ends with Skid telling Harcourt to donate the thousand pounds to a local hospital because the way Harcourt drives, he'll be there himself sooner or later.
Although this was a typical by-the-numbers story for Skid Solo, it still had an element of fun about it. A large amount of this could be attributed to the fabulous-looking cars they were racing, and the dirty tricks going on while they were racing. It's always good to see an over-confident and boatsful character get their comeuppance, and I delighted in seeing Harcourt coming off second better in his own race. The panels showing the cars crashing into each other were favourites, although a small part of me died when I thought of the cost and love that generally goes into vintage cars, only to see them smashed about like this. The story was well-balanced, and we had a good mixture of car action and character interaction. Normally I would lean toward the car action, but there were some compelling images of the characters' faces as they came into conflict, and these were the best in the strip. I expect to see a Christmas strip next week, and hopefully, it will gift us a story as joyful as this one.
Rating: 7/10
Best line: "I know a trick worth two of that! Hold tight, Sandy!"
Johnny Cougar
The press conference introducing the five wrestlers taking part in the international tournament has descended into chaos, with all five wrestlers rumbling on the floor in front of the press corps.
A quick call to the fire brigade saves the day, and the wrestlers are hosed down, cooling their tempers and ending the fight.
Johnny returns to the hotel with Splash where he has another surprise in store. Jonnny smashes down the door of the room with a karate chop before revealing that he had the door replaced earlier with a lighter one, all so he can get some good publicity shots before his match.
The first match is against the Footballer, and the crowd arrives expecting a good fight, while in the dressing room, the Footballer promises that it will be he who has the last laugh, not Johnny Cougar.
On paper, this looks silly, but reading it was a lot of fun, and it's a lot better than I made it sound in the summary above. The firefighters hosing off the wrestlers was captured well on the page, and we had several panels leading up to it showing the firetruck on its way adding to the fun and sense of drama. The images of several wet wrestlers made me smile and went a long way toward my overall enjoyment of the strip. The Footballer as a character also touches on silliness, although his evil intent on the final panel has me feeling that he is a lot more dangerous than his name suggests. None of this should work, these wild characters, the chaos at the press conference, or a footballer wrestler preparing to take on Johnny but I get a kick out of all of it, and I am strangely engaged as we head toward the next issue. Hard to see how they will shoehorn in a Christmas theme next week, but no doubt they will.
Rating: 7/10
Best line: "Okay, men, get those hoses unwound fast...this is an emergency!"
Martin's Marvellous Mini
To improve his speed in the kart race around the ship, Martin has hit upon the idea of a banked track.
The crew oblige him and builds this banked track, although Martin still ends up crashing the kart overboard as he attempts the track before construction is finished.
With the kart lost at sea, the journey continues with Mr Twastle telling the boys he had to pay five hundred pounds for the kart and now needs publicity more than ever.
Reaching Europe the ally continues from Barcelona north up through the Pyrenees. In the snowy mountains, Martin runs off the road. Luckily the car doesn't drop over the sheer cliff, but they decide it will be easier to lower the car down the cliff rather than trying to haul it back up. This plan starts well, with a rope hitched around a tree, but in the final panel there is a cracking noise and the tree looks as though it is about to give way.
I felt we had seen it before in the first half of the strip, and although the second page was better it still had a hangover from the first. Karting on a ship was done previously in the year, and there was nothing new added this time around. Once again the kart ended up in the water, and the race came to nothing. Things improved when we got to Europe, and I was especially taken by the map provided. I love a good map in Martin's marvellous Mini, and I was quite pleased to see one appear here. Like the kart race, I feel we have seen the boys having trouble in snowy mountains before, although this one did seem unique with the rope being tied around a tree. The story moved very quickly this week, and we didn't get involved too much in any one thing which seems to be a trait of Martin's Marvellous Mini. Obstacles are quickly dealt with and we never stay too long in one spot. The final page looked suitable wintery, and with 1976 just around the corner we are in a good place with the story and ready to quickly travel across Europe.
Rating: 7.5/10
Best line: "Oh no! I've lost it! We're going over the edge!"
Roy Of The Rovers
Roy may be playing for England, but his heart is firmly with Melchester Rovers as they play a vital league game on the same night.
Penny is keeping Roy informed of what is happening in the Rovers game, and after showing him a card showing the score as 0-1, Roy loses concentration as he begins to worry about Rovers. Things settle as Penny holds up another card upside down that says 0-2, and Roy realises that the score is actually 2-0 to Rovers.
Now reassured, Roy turns his full attention to the England game and in the second half, he comes out as a new man. It is only a series of fouls on him that stop him from being effective, although Mulvania go too far and Roy is fouled just inside the box. A TV replay shows it should be a penalty, although the referee only awards a free kick on the edge of the box. Roy plants himself in the wall, and as the kick curves around the wall, it strikes the post, setting Roy up to score from the rebound.
It looks to be a certain goal, but the strip ends with a Mulvanian player pulling Roy's shirt, and spoiling his chance of reaching the ball.
Although predictable, I liked all I saw here. One always had a feeling that Pernny had her signs wrong, and once this was sorted it was obvious that Roy was going to have a good game for England. The artwork depicting the game was splendid, and several panels stood out. It's hard to finger a favourite, but the final image of Roy being pulled back by his shirt sticks in one's mind. With the change of artist, Roy Of The Rovers has taken on a new sheen, and the last month has been lovely to look it. The storyline remains uneven, but I can't complain in the slightest as I find it a delight to read from start to finish. It has shaken off its old-fashioned feel, and it looks as though it has embraced the future with this new look and storylines. Roy is reaching new highs as 1976 approaches, and in 1976 this will be capped with a new eponymously titled comic. One can see why, as Roy continues to go from strength to strength and remains essential reading.
Rating: 8/10
Best line: "The Mulvanians have gone berserk! They're obviously complaining that Race made a meal of it! But we'll soon see from the action-replay!
Billy's Boots
Groundwood is losing three-nil, and the late-arriving Billy Dane has just come on as a substitute in the second half.
It doesn't take long for Billy to make his mark, and he soon scores two goals, both with a header. A third follows soon after, also from a header, and the scores are tired.
In the final minute of the game Groundswood attacks again, and Billy's magical boots make him walk back to the edge of the box. He is rewarded with a rebound coming his way and he hits it with a superb volley to score the fourth goal and win the game 4-3.
As Billy is carried off on the shoulders of his teammates, two men watch on from the sidelines and discuss the prospect of Billy playing for the Schools Side in a Christmas match against West Germany Schools. It's decided that he could meet up with the rest of the team in Munich, and Billy is interrupted in the changing room by one of his classmates bursting in to tell him that he has been selected to play against West Germany Schools.
That was sudden. A few weeks ago Billy was struggling to make the school team and was playing for his street team, and now suddenly, on the back of one great performance, he has been selected to face West Germany School. The goal he scored off the volley was great, but I don't think he should be picked based on that one performance. I like the idea of Billy going to West Germany, and I anticipate a good storyline with it, but it is jarring how quickly this has happened. I don't know how Billy will break this news to his Gran, and I feel a bit sorry for her now that she'll have to spend Christmas alone. The game played by Billy looked as good as you might expect, and I did get a kick out of seeing Billy score three goals with headers. He's obviously a well-rounded player, and it did give the artist some new angles to play with. The final goal got the artwork it deserved, and it looked just as spectacular in the comic as it would have in real life. This issue capped off the recent storylines in fine style while veering us into a new storyline heading into the new year. It was all fast and furious, but fun to see on the page. It's always a bonus to see things going well for Billy, and in this issue, things went very well indeed.
Rating: 8/10
Best line: "On that showing, Dane has to be included! I only hope he can go...we're not giving him much notice!"
Hot Shot Hamish
Hamish's pet sheep, McMutton, is causing trouble at the game, and has just been booked by the referee. Mister McWhacker promises to put him somewhere safe, and the game continues with a quick goal to the opposition before Princes Park has a chance to settle.
The rest of the first half they have several chances, although they fail to score a goal. While Mister McWhacker delivers a succinct halftime message to the team, get the ball to Hamish and his Hot Shot, in the office down the hall McMutton is eating everything in sight.
The second half is better from Princes Park, with Alec McCloud scoring from a rebound off Hamish's shot, before Hamish scores a second with his famed Hot Shot.
However, the team receive a shock as they come off the field as Mister McWhacker informs them that all their wages are gone, McMutton has eaten the lot.
This is just what I expected to see from McMutton, and the story delivered another fun-fuelled issue. There were smiles aplenty, generated by both McMutton and the football being played, and I read this strip with a lightness in my heart. Mister McWhacker's facial expressions were spot on, and I felt for the man as he had to deal with the various shenanigans. The on-field action was fast and intense, and we saw Hamish strike an unsuccessful hot shot that caught an opposing player full in the face- again I felt for the man. Hamish too ended up face first in the turf, and this was another dynamic image that caught my imagination, The story may have centred around McMutton and the problems he was causing, but the best panels all occurred on the football field, making for a balanced story that ended on just the right note with drama to carry us through to next week.
Rating: 8/10
Best line: "McMutton's eaten the lot! Yere wee pet's got hundreds of pounds inside him, Hamish!"
Tornado Jones
Tornado Jones is about to ride a freak tidal wave off the Welsh coast when suddenly he sees a girl, Polly, fall from the cliff and into the water, He manages to pull her onto his makeshift surfboard, and just as they are about to be hit by the huge wave they find refuge in a crevice in the headland.
They are saved, and calling back to Polly's brother they send him to fetch a rope to pull them up. Soon all three are reunited at the top of the cliff. Torando Jones asks the children not to report him to the law for attempting to ride the wave, and the children agree and tell Jones they would be in trouble themselves for sneaking out. Jones looks sadly at his smashed surfboard and wonders if he could have done it. Both children enthusiastically reply that they have faith in him and that he is the bravest and best stuntman in the world.
A soft ending to what has been my favourite Tornado Jones story so far. This story had great characters, a fine location, and well-worked action sequences. The final episode aspired to give us more of the same, but unfortunately, the action wasn't as dramatic as it reads, nor were the characters as fun as we saw previously. The artwork was undeniably good which helped paper over these things, and the story was still a good read despite not reaching the highs previously set. Tornado Jones has improved over the last month, and my feelings towards the comic and the character have warmed. Another strong storyline should cement its place in the comic, and now we have seen what the strip is capable of I expect a lot more from whatever comes next.
Rating:7/10
Best line: "What happened will always remain our little secret!"
Nipper
Nipper has roped in his former rival Danny Marvin to play in a sponsored non-stop football match to raise funds for a team of youngsters from one of the poorer districts of Blackport.
Nipper's pal Mike Bateson agrees to play, and it is decided it will be a three-a-side game with rolling subs. Nipper goes door to door to collect sponsors and despite Len Duggan, Blackports Skipper and centre forward, warning him to be careful, Nipper is soon ready and game day arrives.
The game begins well, with plenty of refreshments available, but as darkness falls and enthusiasm wanes, especially as some of the younger players have to go home, leaving more of the load on Nipper and the other players. Finally taking a break, Nipper asks Kerry how much they have made so far, and is surprised to learn that it's only twelve pounds. With the cost of the party being two hundred pounds, Nipper realises that they'll have to play until next Christmas at this race, and the marathon football match is turning into the non-event of the century.
Sad to say, Nipper, the non-event of the century was the Y2K bug twenty-five years later (or the second Stone Roses album, take your pick), but I get your gist. This marathon football game is in danger of becoming a non-event, although I do like our path to this point. The story was laid out quickly, and all the necessary pieces were pushed into place with minimum fuss. Nipper got players to sign up, gathered sponsors, and started the game strongly, all rapidly told over a couple of pages. We even had time to see a cracking goal which helped the story gain a bit of excitement. We also had two panels of Len Duggan warning Nipper not to get on the wrong side of his manager, nicely foreshadowing what may come next. I liked the look of the game being played at night, and if we see plenty more of this next week I shall be well satisfied. Again I am reminded that next week is Christmas, so expect to see Nipper doing good with the young kids of Blackport and some Christmas cheer. Meanwhile, back in the real world, Christmas is only five weeks away here. I'm off to get some shopping done, and maybe a cheeky pint on the way home. See you all next week, as we begin to look forward to 1976.
Rating: 7/10
Best line: "You'll get in the boss's bad books if you crock yourself! Take my advice and call it off, Nipper!"
Issue final ratings:
Overall: 7.5/10
Best Story: Roy Of The Rovers
Best Line: "Locked in my office! I'm no' having that walking Sunday dinner wandering oot on the pitch again!"
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