"What are you doing in there?"
-My Mum, when I was fourteen.
Well, it certainly wasn't what she thought. I have always enjoyed the solitude and the quiet moments alone when I could shut the door on the world and spend quality time with my comics. Things haven't changed much in the last forty years, I still shut myself away in the bedroom with my comics after a stressful day at work. The only difference now is that it's usually my wife banging on the door demanding to know what I'm doing. For some reason, she doesn't believe me when I tell her I've been reading comics from fifty years ago. This week, those old comics offer the usual diverse array of stories in a somewhat mixed bag. All the stories ended well, but along the way, we had a few twists and turns, as well as some moments that didn't really work. Still, it's not how you start, it's how you finish, and each story had a hook to bring me back. So I'll be back in my room again next week soaking up the newsprint, while those women in my life wonder what the hell I'm doing in here.
15th November 1975
Roy Of The Rovers
Roy has never scored against Eastgate at their home ground, Eastgate Stadium. Last week he didn't seem particularly concerned about breaking his duck and instead concentrated on helping Rovers gain a two-goal lead.
This lead looks threatened in the second half as Eastgate attacks strongly, and only some great work from Charlie Carter prevents a goal. Thinking quickly, Charlie creates a break that leads to a third goal, and this goal is soon matched by a fourth set up by Roy.
With only seconds remaining, Roy still hasn't scored. However, the Eastgate players are visibly tired, and Roy runs hard at them in the final minutes, earning himself a well-deserved goal as the referee blows full-time.
As they come off the field, the team is happy with their win and delighted that Roy got a goal. They surmise that he was only playing it coy so Eastgate would do all the worrying, but Roy lets them know that it was quite the opposite- he was worried stiff throughout the match. Furthermore, he is still worried, this time about the next match and as he sits back in the dressing room the team worry that he's on the verge of complete collapse.
This story scores a five for me, but the artwork is a 10/10. David Sques' work is crisp, clean, and uncluttered, presenting the story in the most efficient way possible. The front cover was a show stopper, and despite the story never reaching the highs I hoped, it was good enough for me to devour at a feverish pace. Roy's final expression says just as much as anything else in the story, and again we can see the responsibility of being the manager weighing upon him. I am pleased to see some of the other players featured in the story, it feels like a long time since we heard the name Vernon Elliot or Geoff Giles, and here they are combining for the third goal. Sometimes the story leans too much into Roy and Blackie, yet here it was well balanced with the rest of the team giving their own moments - no doubt helped by the fact that Roy didn't score all the goals himself. These few issues were a nice diversion, well-rounded, and gave the comic a firm base as we go forward. Now that Rovers have beaten West Ham Eastgate they are off the bottom of the table, and the season feels like it has finally started for the team. I expect another short story arc to follow this one, undoubtedly concluding just in time for *gulp* Christmas.
Rating: 7.5/10
Best line: "Eastgate are all over Melchester...they're doing everything but score!"
Johnny Cougar
Johnny Cougar continues with his new attitude, embracing life with good humour and lightheartedness at every turn.
In his match against Ossie Ostrich, he tweaks the man's nose, making fun of its beak-like appearance, before throwing a net over him. Ossie is not impressed, and neither is the referee who tells Johnny to stop fooling about and to start the bout.
Once the match starts, Johnny continues fooling about and playing for laughs. Even taking a heavy fall, Johnny continues to entertain, picking up a stethoscope and listening to his own heartbeat. The crowd lap it up, and there is talk in the crowd that if Johnny keeps this up all his fights will be sensational.
Plenty of laughs here, although the story didn't greatly progress. Last week I was uncertain of this new direction for Johny Cougar, and there is nothing in this week's issue to reassure me. I laughed at the right places and enjoyed it well enough, but it never once felt like a Johnny Cougar story. I know that he's got a new attitude, however the change is too sudden and too great for me to wrap my head around. Johnny Cougar already had a good sense of humour, pushing it to the extreme in this story isn't adding anything to the character and is, in fact, detracting from the familiarity and goodwill I have from my years with Johnny Cougar. To repeat what I said last week, a cracking next issue and all my complaints will be forgotten, for now though, I remain unconvinced that this story will win me over.
Rating: 6/10
Best line: "Cougar help Ostrich to fly!"
Martin's Marvellous Mini
Albert Twastle, owner of a holiday island, has offered Tiny and Martin a job to help publicise his island. After testing several of the amusements, the two pals now find themselves in a thrill-car racing towards a blind bend. Around the bend they find the track widens out, although there are several brightly coloured obstacles on the track.
They soon find out what these as they bang into them and they light up. At the bottom of the slope, they find a giant scoreboard and a score of 50,000 points for them and they realise that have been driving down a large pinball game.
Mr Twastle is delighted and tells them that he has a further surprise for them around the corner. There they find that their trusty mini, George, has been repaired and that Mr Twastle has entered them into the New York to Moscow rally. With a million dollars for first place on offer, the boys are thrilled.
Albert Twastle asks that they give him a ride, and they oblige him, giving him a fast lap of the island. However, things end badly when they drive down an unfinished road and find themselves in quicksand, quicksand that has already claimed two bulldozers.
A weird issue and things have really taken a turn since the boys arrived in Hawaii. Already we are moving towards a New York to Moscow race, and all the build-up towards Hawaii has quickly been swept aside. I expected a lot more surf and sunshine in Hawaii, but alas it wasn't to be. I can't say I was overly fussed by the pinball scene as the boys raced down the slope. The colours looked great, but it all felt a bit silly. Still, this episode has set us up for the next long-distance rally, and that has me daydreaming of all sorts of possibilities. If it's anything like the London to Sydney race last year, we should be in for a real treat, let's hope it delivers. Back in the here and now, we have that old 70's favourite- quicksand. As a child in the 70s, I seem to recall quicksand appearing in many TV shows and movies, a fad that has since died out. I can't say why it became so trendy in the 70s, but it was a nice reminder of the times in which this comic was written to see the car sinking in the sand. Great way to round out this odd, issue, and with the prospect of a long distant rally on the horizon there are plenty of reasons to return next week
Rating: 7/10
Best line: "I've entered you a great rally....New York to Moscow! Five hundred thousand pounds if you're in the first three! One million if you win! Is it a deal?"
Hot Shot Hamish
Alfie McPhee has just scored for Princes Park, but only after he tackled his own player, Hamish, to get the ball. Hamish is furious and storming up the pitch as this week's issue opens, and it looks as though Alfie might be about to get thumped.
Surprisingly Hamish controls his anger, and through gritted teeth, he congratulates Alfie, before telling him that he just wants to get on with the game. Alfie sees things differently and thinks Hamish is jealous of the attention he is getting, and he's not shy to tell Hamish so.
Things are frosty between Alfie and the rest of the Princes Park players as the game continues. Hamish is wide open, yet Alfie continues to hold the ball himself, despite being surrounded by defenders. This doesn't discourage Alfie and he takes a dive - earning himself a penalty which he duly converts.
After the match, Hamish returns to his lodgings, arriving to find Alfie in the process of moving out. Alfie thinks he's too good for Hamish, and as he is driven off he calls Hamish a lump of bone-headed beef. Hamish is upset and writes to his father for advice. The strip ends with Hamish's Daddy dictating a response to the postman, telling Hamish to boot Alfie out of Princes Park, and that if he won't do it, then Daddy will come down and do it for him.
The best part of this strip was on the second page, especially the images of Hamish and his Daddy corresponding. These were superb and had an intimacy not usually captured in the story, especially as most of the action usually takes place on the football field. The look on Hamish's face as he concentrated, brought the character to life, and in a story that is over the top cartooony, this was a moment of realism that brought me closer to the characters. I am tired of the Alfie McPhee storyline, but it looks as though things are coming to a head, and the promise of Hamish's Daddy becoming involved next week should step things up a notch. This was a footballing story that greatly improved once the players got off the pitch, and with other non-footballing characters becoming involved we should move further in this direction in future issues.
Rating: 7/10
Best line: "Shove off, Hamish...I'm taking my bow! The crowd are clapping me...not you! Don't try to get in on the act!"
Skid Solo
After their adventures in Mexico and South America, Skid Solo and his team arrive in Sydney, Australia. It's all part of being a famous racing car driver as Skid appears in a variety of race meetings around the world.
The first surprise for the reader comes as Sandy tells Skid that he wants to go watch some cricket at the Sydney Cricket Ground. Skid tells him that they will meet him later in the day after he and Tommy go to the track to test the car they will be racing the next day.
Skid and Tommy have a good practice session, with Tommy taking a spin in the second car, and when they have finished they decide to treat themselves to a picnic in the countryside.
Out of town and the weather quickly changes, leaving Skid and Tommy scrambling as a heavy downpour hits. Skid realises he has made a mistake, they are in a dry river bed and with the rain pouring down the streams are rapidly rising.
They have a touch-and-go moment trying to escape the flooding, with Skid finally managing to get the car up the side of a bank and to safety. Relieved to be safe, they drive back to the city to collect Sandy from the cricket.
Skid is recognised at the ground and pointed towards a despondent Sandy. Not a single ball has been bowled, and Sandy is disappointed. Tommy laughingly tells Skid that Sandy should have come with them, at least he would have had some excitement.
It seems that Tommy's driving is coming along in leaps and bounds, and in this issue we see him giving Skid a run for his money on the track. This bodes well for future episodes and we should see Tommy step up several notches in the coming years. The character has been given plenty to do since he first arrived, and looking back over the last year I can see just how much he has been integrated into the story. Aside from the Tommy moments, the rest of the story contained several exciting moments, although it was let down by the final reveal. I loved the thought that Sandy was a fan of cricket, and considering this I thought I would like the end far more than I did. The neat way he pricked the stereotype earlier on appealed to me, although this wasn't revisited until the final panel in a flat finale. The real action was Skid getting caught in the flood, and although it looked great on the page, I do feel we have seen Skid in similar situations previously. It did serve up several good images of Skid's face, and seeing him admit he made a mistake was a good moment that gave our hero feet of clay. A likable story, but hardly essential, and I left it feeling good and ready to move on to Skid's next adventure. I wonder where in the world he might go next.
Rating: 6/10
Best line: "Can Tommy use the other car? He hasn't got a licence to drive on public roads yet...but he's pretty useful behind the wheel! He can pace me round the track..."
Tornado Jones
After a disastrous first flight, Tornado Jones is ready to quit Harvey Halliwell and his attempt at human-powered flight.
However, Halliwell knows just how to manipulate Tornado. Calling him a coward, Halliwell angers Tornado, who furiously tells him he'll show him who's scared and to prepare the pedo-plane again.
However, a couple of days later it is Halliwell who is angry when he finds news of his plane splashed across the front pages of the paper. Tornado has leaked the story to the press himself, hungry for publicity as a stuntman,
Halliwell tells him that this means that hundreds of sightseers will swarm over their work, while Tornado tells him to relax, as it will give them more encouragement.
The next flight takes place in front of a crowd of onlookers and cameramen. Initially, the flight went well, with the take-off being much smoother than previously. The second part of the flight isn't so good, with Tornado crashing into a tree, much to the amusement of the mocking onlookers.
Despite a flight and a crash, in front of numerous onlookers no less, this story fell flat I couldn't get excited about the Aussie stuntman. The panels in which Halliwell goaded Tornado into staying with the program we the best of the strip, and these two panels towered above anything else we saw on the page. We are heading in the right direction, and I feel the story is just about to turn the corner, yet I was once again let down by this issue. The artwork remains a joy, and the characters look great on the page, it's just that I can't find it in myself to care about the pedo-plane. The next issue will be make or break for me. I'm willing to like it, but I need something to grasp onto.
Rating: 5/10
Best line: "A coward, Mister Jones. A snivelling spineless jelly-bag!"
Billy's Boots
Billy has been invited to play for the Merrydowners, but one boy, Dixon, has taken a dislike to him and challenged him to a boxing match. They both don gloves and start swinging but Billy is no match for the bigger lad and it all ends as one might expect.
Billy quietly leaves and the next day at school he is cheered by the news from Jimmy Dawson that they have been picked to play for the second eleven against a school they handily thrashed last year.
While training in the gym, Billy asks his teacher Mr Harris if he has any boxing tips. Being a regimental boxing champion while in the army, Mr Harris shows Billy his skills, evading Billy's blows with ease as they spare. The lesson is learned, it's more important to learn to dodge the blows than anything else.
Come game day, and Billy and Jimmy start well, concocting a goal between them. Meanwhile, on the sidelines, trouble is brewing with the appearance of Dixon. He berates Billy, and eventually, Billy responds by telling Dixon to shut up. The two boys square up to fight, while Mr Harris tells Billy that he'll be seeing him after, as the referee threatens to send Billy off.
So, Mister Harris was in the army. I can't say I'm surprised, and this certainly explains a lot about him and his attitude. I liked this small nugget of background information a lot, and I am far more interested in "Hardnut" Harris after learning this about him. Although Billy didn't fare well in the first fight, I enjoyed seeing him stand up to the bully, and the final panels in the story were full of intensity as Billy refused to be cowered by the bully and gave as good as he got. There is drama coming from three sides now, Dixon, the referee, and Mister Harris, with Billy at the centre of it all. This is excellent, and each one will have to be resolved in the next couple of weeks, making the strip compulsive reading. Sadly, Billy's Gran didn't make an appearance in this issue, but she did get a mention, and it was a relatable moment for any boy growing up. Despite all these fantastic panels and interwoven stories, my favourite panel was the one where Billy talks to his friends as they pull their bikes from the bike stands. It was an instantly recognizable moment for me, and I had a flashback to my own school years at the sight of it. Amazing how a single image can evoke such memories. This familiarity made this story my favourite this week, and with all that is happening, it should be in good health for the next few weeks.
Rating: 8/10
Best line: "You left yourself wide open! Go home to your Granny! Ask her to give you some knitting lessons! That's about your mark!"
Nipper
Nipper is horrified that his landlady Amy Felcher has taken it upon herself to kit him out in new clothes. He looks smart in a suit, but he has a face of thunder as he looks at himself in the mirror. Nipper is adamant that he won't wear these new clothes, but Amy Felcher surprises him when she says he can earn a few hundred extra pounds if he takes part in the modelling session she has arranged.
Nipper agrees, but throughout the catwalk, he worries what his friends might think of him. His worst fears are realised when his picture appears in the papers and he takes a ribbing upon arriving at the training ground.
However, it's not all bad. Andy Stewart is pleased with Nipper's smart new look and tells him he looks respectable. Not only does he put Nipper back in the first team, but he also removes Nipper's obligation to stay with Amy Felcher.
Nipper is delighted, but after thinking about the situation he realises that it's Amy's efforts that have restored his position at Blackport. The strip ends with Nipper telling Amy he would like to continue living with her, after all her bark is worse than her bite and the grub is pretty good.
The sight of Nipper in the suit was transformative and gave us something we had never seen before. The grubby urchin cleaning up was the tipping point for both Nipper and the general story itself. Finally, he realized what Amy meant to him, and we saw this side story conclude in a satisfying manner. Now that Nipper is back in the team, we should see a showdown with him and Marvin, a character we haven't seen for some weeks. The issue with Nipper living with Amy may have been resolved, but the story still has legs and will offer more in the coming issues. With memorable images and a sentimental ending (I'm not crying, you're crying) this was a strong issue, only lacking in football to raise it a notch higher. My only problem with it was that it all happened too fast, and I would have liked to see this fashion angle stretched across two issues. Even as it is, it was a well-rounded read and a solid end to this week's comic.
Rating: 6.5/10
Best line: "This...this is worse than missing a penalty. I've never been so embarrassed in my life!"
Issue final ratings:
Overall: 6.5/10
Best Story: Billy's Boots
Best Line: "Och, awa', mon...just because we live north o' the border...we're no' all fans o' caber-tossing and sword-dancing!"
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